|Reviews for Midgets and Mooncalves|
| obliviated fan chapter 14 . 10/14/2017
I would definitely love for this one to be continued. :)
| drag0nsoldier chapter 19 . 6/2/2017
:) Just Perfect. My only question would be why Albus Dumbledore would be using the catchphrase? It doesn't seem his style.
| Runecutter chapter 19 . 4/10/2017
For what it's worth, you probably found the best possible mesh between Die Hard and Harry Potter.
Although it seems likely that not completely legal substances were involved in the creative process cooking up this story-remix. Yet I can happily say, i do not want to have any of it, if this is what it leads to ;)
| Guest chapter 19 . 4/2/2017
| Cateagle chapter 19 . 3/29/2017
*snicker* If nothing else, a most amusing combination of elements. Bravo!
| Slytherin66 chapter 19 . 3/29/2017
This was fun. Thanks for posting it.
| DarkKing666 chapter 19 . 3/28/2017
Heh, neat idea, well executed.
| troyguffey chapter 19 . 3/28/2017
Nice one. Good reason for his sock obsession.
| NumbersMonkey chapter 19 . 3/28/2017
Hilarious. You are, of course, going to hell for writing this. But totally hilarious.
| garnok chapter 19 . 3/28/2017
Been watching Die Hard?
| SomeGuyFawkes chapter 19 . 3/28/2017
See kids? This is why you don't drink and Netflix! ;)
| sandmanwake chapter 17 . 3/28/2017
From the title, I thought VD was referring to venereal disease and was dreading reading the chapter.
| Arabella Lee Smith chapter 16 . 3/14/2017
Your Tom would have enjoyed seeing the wealthy and well-connected grovels before him.
| lord Martiya chapter 17 . 12/16/2016
Ouch. I think this was more painful than what Harry did to the Goblins in "Modest Too"...
| LWJ2 chapter 4 . 12/15/2016
Yes, indeed, bird in the hand. So to speak. Neat story, thanks!