Reviews for How to Win Friends and Take Over the World
maiqsmail chapter 1 . 7/5/2024
Hehe, makes sense. A lot of things that make sense would topple the canon, actually. This one reminds me of the quote from Methods of rationality (quoted imprecise) "why didn't you use an axe or something? Hard to imagine a magical resonance backfiring from an axe handle".
varenyamishra2511 chapter 1 . 3/17/2024
The thing is that snape's request probably made voldy willing ONLY to give Lily a CHANCE, not to spare her completely. I mean, he likes killing, plus Lily DID defy him 3 times.

So he gave her a chance, and she did not take it
kitrana chapter 1 . 12/18/2023
an interesting read, well written. though to your closing comment, i am pretty sure it was less that he was unable to figure out a way and more that he just didn't care to. and didn't really know about the power of sacrifice so there was little incentive.
multifandom-fanfic-writer chapter 1 . 12/3/2023
lovely story!
DJArla chapter 1 . 1/9/2023
An interesting read. I wish you’d continue with this, it feels like a prologue for a very interesting story
Cybred chapter 1 . 7/29/2022
Except the prophecy fits Neville as well so voldy still goes down, sorry.
GrumpyGrue chapter 1 . 8/7/2020
Vely honahabru.
ArkhCthuul chapter 1 . 6/19/2020
Ehmmm, he transfigured. Lily into a hornet?

Hehe heh... Poor severus...
VashonBeader chapter 1 . 9/22/2019
Scary. I was looking for something short and funny to read before bed. Sigh. At least I now can feed the pretty ponies, I mean Nightmares...
Thanks for sharing. I think...
Guest chapter 1 . 8/10/2019
Or he was just insane and didn't give a shit?
annasfanfic chapter 1 . 8/6/2019
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Guest chapter 1 . 10/6/2018
Well, it's impossible for Voldemort to be smarter than his creator, so idiot he shall be.

Repeatedly.

After all, he kept throwing that Killing Curse at Harry, even after it had failed numerous times.

So, lazy and unimaginative idiot, who refuses to learn. At best.
noreenklose chapter 1 . 8/1/2018
I LOVED IT ! !

Thanks for writing.

A complete change in JKR's Boy Who Lived saga.
Guest chapter 1 . 7/22/2018
To be fair, he really had no reason not to kill her in canon. Sure, he promised Snape he wouldn't, but that answers itself: he made the promise to *Snape*.
GeorgeTobor chapter 1 . 7/17/2018
Tom willfully harmed his own SOUL!

That is beyond insane, he damaged his very self.

Splitting your soul HAS to have CONSEQUENCES!

By the time Tom tried to kill Harry he was not only insane but probably mentally impaired as well...
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