You're just bad at cliff hangers. You don't execute them to serve any purpose and so they don't build up any anticipation, and most of all you abuse them without rewarding people for them. Seriously, you jump from one cliff hanger to the next and no one becomes invested in any of them. Usually people have a love hate relationship with cliffhangers, yours just aren't providing the lovable portion of that

am so happy, i enjoyed their figth

Disturbed Itachi... My interest has peaked

Dom! Hinata should be Canon, she is FANTASTIC!

Kakashi freaking out is the best shit I've ever read!

I’m interested.

This should have happened.
Doctor: Why why me? I'm a doctor not a history teacher!
Naruto: Uh doctor what are you talking about?
Doctor: Ugh! I'm gonna give you the history of what happened for the last few decades in order for you to get what happened and what lead to your esteemed positions. But that is a long, loooooooooooooooooooong story enough to fit two Animes shows and multiple movies and OVAs, along with Manga, and what I'm going to explain to you is the abridged version. So strap in because this shit is crazy.
Sasuke: Welp, how crazy could it get?
Cut to later with Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Hinata having blank white eyes.
Naruto: Holy crap that sounds awesome!
Doctor: Glad you enjoyed the history lesson. Ugh I'm going to the bar and then take a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong nap.

I think this should have been a few expansions in the epilogue. Like this.
Nagato and Konan married soon after. They had trouble with doing "ahem' fun time together considering Nagato's condition. They um, substituted with the Deva Path, Nagato wasn't entirely sure to think of Konan being happy to bang both him and the corpse of Yahiko. Konohamaru meet Hanabi, they started dating and then got married at 30 years old. Garra eventually got a girlfriend who was his frequent co star during their movies, they spent most of their fun time on the film. A lot of people weren't sure to find it hot or kinda/super creepy. Obito after getting his ass kicked was soon tossed in a jail cell with word of Kakashi he was going to be free with a punishment. He spent most of his sentence doing Community Service and helping old lady's along with getting lost pets, mainly Tora.

Honestly the sexy jutsu is one of the few times a mainstream anime has been actually funny.

fuu and shino is very weird but fitting pair,the insect guy with the jinchuuriki of the insect bijuu

madara giving death the finger is the definition of naruto shippuden

oroochimaru give mr burns vibes lol

kill la kill kinda weaponized fansefice,i mean its a actual canon thing the less clothing they wear the more powerfull they become

Poor Sasuke.

This chapter is some pretty good Icha Icha, better than Jiraiya could probably write honestly.