Reviews for The Condensed Silmarillion
Guest chapter 23 . 7/13
"Thingol discovered he had a severe allergy to Men..."
Most accurate thing I've ever read, I laughed out loud!
bluechicken chapter 68 . 7/11
I don't think Eönwë gets paid at all
bluechicken chapter 66 . 7/11
*Sow seeds
They were hunter-gatherers
bluechicken chapter 65 . 7/11
It makes sense actually, the Elves' souls are practically indestructible, been bound to Ëa, so you are stuck there forever, watching the world change. The Gift of Men meant escape from Ëa, which is probably what attracted Elros: the unknown fate of Men after death. It's another adventure for him.
Also, I doubt the Numenorean smelled. They are pretty much just Elves that die right?
bluechicken chapter 54 . 7/11
Yes there are wolves in Aman. Tolkien said there that all the creatures that lived on Endorë lives in Aman, including the extinct ones, which raised the interesting question of whether if there are dinosaurs in Aman
bluechicken chapter 53 . 7/11
bluechicken chapter 43 . 7/11
bluechicken chapter 42 . 7/11
bluechicken chapter 23 . 7/10
That explains why Thingol hates Beren so : because he's allergic to him!
bluechicken chapter 19 . 7/10
And a third son, Argon, aka Who the Fuck is This
bluechicken chapter 16 . 7/10
It's probably a small harp, more like a lyre probably, because otherwise how could he carry it up Thangorodrim, even if he is Fingon
bluechicken chapter 14 . 7/10
I think there would've been like fifty billion Balrogs plus Gothmog
bluechicken chapter 10 . 7/10
Námo didn't really curse them. He just announced the Doom
bluechicken chapter 7 . 7/10
Fëanor with a beard... * very undignified giggling*
bluechicken chapter 6 . 7/10
Hey, I think Morgoth does have hay fever. That'd be hilarious wouldn't it?
And Fingolfin and Finarfin are just translations of their Qwenya names which are Ñolofinwë and Arafinwë respectively, which really isn't that creative. Finwë, like, named 3/5 kids after himself.
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