Beautiful

Oh my so much fun. I wish for more. I hope that you get your muse back for it soon.

technically speaking, with lucifer and alucard both being able to talk to her through her mind. would they be considered the angel and the demon on her shoulder? just curious.

A trip in multiple senses of the word.

See, when you sum up your story it sounds as batcrap crazy crackfic as the infamous "My Immortal"...

Yet when I read it, the story is perfectly logical, and everything makes sense, and it's really not THAT weird...

...until you sum it up and it aounds like a crazy crackfic.

I love this story, seriously.

And you have mad skillz for managing to make the story seem perfectly logical and serious, with moments of humor, but a normal, good story non the less.

...despite all the crazyness and crossovers involved.

Serious kudos for that.

I LOVE IT
KEEP WRITING PLZ

What about a One Shot of Helen Crowley meeting Regina?

I am halfway expecting them to run into the Beelzebubs on vacation in Hell. xD

I LOVE this story!

Usually I don't like fem!Harry. I also hate when authors mix more than a maximum of three Universes/AU stuff together.

But someonehow you make it work.

Serious kudos! Have a "special cookie"

And I hope to see more of this story posted. _

Poor Loki... Suffering gis entire life, brainwashed, then killed by a dragon... *Sniffle*

I wholeheartedly aprove the dragon killing Thor and have Alsdair "educate" him for a few milenias tho.

Speaking as someone grown up with REAL norse mythology, that blond hair and hero-shaped body from an idiot who SHOULD be short, fat, ill-tempered, and riding a chariot pulled by goats I find Thor VERY offensive. *Wrinkles my nose*

I heard they got his rampant stupidety right tho.

Is my dislike of idiots too obvious? xD

Anyway...

I loved your story up to this point, but it's starting to slide out into insane crack-fick shit.

I really hope you manage to reel it back in. It IS a very good story. ...aside from the shit that must have been written while you smoked crack. (Tho I admit that IS funny.)

Hrm... I think I see why Barney made a Bro Code rule that "during a Devil's Threeway, bros may not look eachother in the eyes.'

Personally I'm convinced girls were made by nature for sharing. I mean... a guy only has ONE dick... girls have two (or three) places to put it. _

I'm a little surprised Dean didn't just fall into Helen after than angel whitecollar stunt is a perfect case example of a submissive in bed guy.

He is a self-assured guy in a position of power and responsibility -the EXACT type that seek out dominatrix'. (Tho most tend to be CEO's and such.)

Responsibility and control are heavy burdens to carry. And Dean strikes me as a controlfreak, which makes it even harder to relax.

Having a girl take that burden away is a great relief.

(Of course, I can see him want control OUTSIDE the bedroom. But not in it.)

Sam always struck me as a natural submissive. Obediently following his owner (or older brother) like a puppydog.

I can't see him taking control anywhere. It's just too out of character. (MAYBE if a girl kickstarted his need to "be a guy" and protect and take care of her. But Helen isn't that kind of girl.)

Suddenly I can't stop picuring Helen meeting the vindictive auditor version of herself from The Greatest Prank...

...and Alucard's suprised "You know eachother?!" ...then facepalm because he should have seen the similarities. He's been on a rampage with both. xD

Your first version of the meeting in this chapter was best.

The second dives a lityle TOO deep into the crack of this crackfic.

Forgot to add in last chapter...

Isn't it "eating my wings to make me tame"?
Not "I eat" but someone doing it?

Damn. Now I need to rewatch Hellsing, and find the actual japanese saying. You just can't trust translations, because Japanese is a language guided by subtext and circumstance, rather than accurate, specific grammar.

Helen's final summoning makes me think of Silent Hill and Alyssa. Have you watched/played it? _

I've always wanted to read a fanfix where Harry came to Hogwarts after being raised by Alyssa. It'd be a recckoning that left the spoiled purebloods trembeling in their...uh, robes...

...and dumbledore pissing his, cuz he IS responsible for dumping Harry with the dursley's. *Grins evily*

Harry and Alyssa have both been hurt as children by their caretakes, and bullied by the other children... they'd be like to vengeful peas in a pod. ...or a nightmare land they rule.. _

Anyway...

I think you'd be one of the few people capable of capturing the right level of horror and bloodshed from Silent Hill, AND do a good job at writing it, so...

Please consider writing it? *Hopeful hell-puppydogeyes* *_*

"The Daughter of Dante is my name...
Shredding my past to bolster the flames...
Light shielded by Darkness, I answer to none...
Blood to Blood this world will become undone..."

Wouldn't "the world comes undone" be a better rhyme?

Not that it matters. I'm nitpicking again. Lol

I love this story, seriously!

Books like the bible always amuse me...

Isn't it funny how a religious book that preaches about kindness and mercy to the poor is writte and made famous by poor people? _

If it was REALLY true, then why wouldn't a rich person who didn't NEED any kindness or mercy write about it? Like in the budda story.

That said...

Was it catholics claiming to have written the new testament? Oo

I was convinced it was the protestants doing that, and the catolics clinging to the old testament.

I mean... the old testament gave power to the church and those already in power, while the new testament told people they didn't have to pay the church and obey it blindly to be forgiven, so as long as they followed the new rules and forgot the old ones.

(Of course, the old testament is full of stories like:

"I guess I went a little overboard in anger with that flood. Wopsie-daisie~ Here's a rainbrow to remind me I will never ever do THAT again! Promise!"

And...

"I bet you that guy's gonna think I'm awesome even if I murder the wife and kid he loves so much and destroys his life, Satan, my betting bro!

Hey! He did! Good human. Here... have a new wife and kids. Why the heck would you mourn the old wife and kids when you can have new ones?"

"Here's a tree with awesome fruit! I'll put it right where you can see it, in your backyard. But you can't eat the fruit! And no, I won't lock it in a cave, set guards or put it on a tall mountain! It's a mystical mystery that makes it necessary to have it so easy to access!"

Yeah... g-d's an asshole if you read the old testament.)

I also think you've nailed how angels act perfectly!

...but that may juat be keeping them in-character from Supernatural. Lol

And I will admit I've mainly studied Demonology and Hell, so my view on the different sects of the abrahamic religions (and I include islam in that as it spouted from the same basic source) is a bit... lacking.

Huh. I always favored the Integra/Alucard pairing. Never saw any sexual tension between Al and his fledgling...

But I suppose people see things differently. Lol

Suprisingly good story tho! _