Im fine with Snape killing and torturing the people, but that one cat is unacceptable. I will never forgive him for that.

LOL this is fantastic ;D

Really good.

Couldn't stop giggling all the way through. Especially the first three lines, and 'one cat'. _

lol..the comical errors of Albus Dumbledore. Crazy bastard! Poor Snape. Love this parody!

So funny. I loved this.

Bahahaha thank you for this much-needed laugh tonight :-D

Mercilessly brilliant. Reduced me to boneless mass, helplessly clutching my stomack and wiping tears.

Oh my gosh, funniest bits:

Albus felt a quick jolt of anger at how poorly Severus was taking care of his hair

“My god, Severus. Your mascara is running.” Severus ignored the comment.

“And for that matter, why in the world did you come to me? How did you get into the castle for that matter?” (Ok I'm sorry but lmao.)

I gotta go read more of your stuff! Amazingly funny.

Oh gawd. :D

Ah... MAN, that was awesome!

"My god, Severus. Your mascara is running."

luckily i wasn't drinking anything when i read that.

That was just bloody fantastic! I loved it. This is one of the best parodies I have come across.

This is the bestly (Is that a word? If not, I create in honor of you) written parody I have read in a long, LONG while. Subtle parodies are awlays best. Random and idiocity for the lose! I love the ending, and a bunch of the lines, '“I certainly know nothing about spying, and I’m sure the author hasn’t bothered to think of anything better than you owling me about the latest developments.” and 'Albus felt a quick jolt of anger at how poorly Severus was taking care of his hair. Perhaps he should just demand that Snape wash his hair every day as penance for his evil ways? But if he imposed such a harsh punishment, Severus might go running back to Voldemort.' being my favorite. Well, I suppose that last one was more than one line.

Tl;dr: You are AWESOME. Clearly.

This is fantastic! The two remind me of really bad, really bored actors, putting on the same, meaningless show time after time. And of course, the issue of how exactly to go about spying. Loved this.