LOL! I'm not really sure what I can say here...

I mean, this was just so very funny. The blatant satire of all those Dumbledore/Snape confrontations is just hilarious! I especially liked the part about the hair. You did an excellent job writing this. :)

*laughs* Alright, where's the cat from? I've heard it before! Well, unless you've seen "The Lieutenant of Inishmore" maybe you haven't - horribly bloody play, but hilarious. Anyways, just had to tell you how funny I found this. Great fun!

lol! I liked it... funny!

i like how he killed that cat ...and it was fluffy! lol very funny! very good, make it a snape/dumbledore romance! it would be all 2 easy 2 do

Youre wicked. But still the best :) Now go on with the rest of your stories too ;)

That was very. very, very funny. Your sense of humor is brilliant and I totally love the story. LOL, I's continue to praise you but my teacher is calling upon me to do math functions. Hmmmmm, maybe if I pretend I don't hear her she'll ignore me. No wait she's giving me that look. "But Mrs. Benz, the battle between the Calculator and the pencil are far too interesting...Damn, didn't work. Oh well. I enjoyed it, please write others like this.

"It was the height of Voldemort’s reign and the Headmaster was still a bit depressed that Tom’s rise to power had ruined his plans for a nice holiday in Morocco."

*shrieks with laughter* Dear God, that's funny.

That was a riot! You have a talent for humor. It was the cat that drove Snape over the edge, huh? I wish it had been longer, I would've loved to see Dumbledore's next meeting! Thanks for the laughs.

"I’ve killed and tortured hundreds of people and one cat."

Snort. Love that line. Evil Severus! Evil!

Have I mentioned how much I love your Dumbledore? Infinitely more amusing than the one in the books.

Wonderful stuff.

I would just like to agree with Azalais (see below): Bwahahahahaha! And a quick YAY! Your satire is spot on. Is that an off-colour double entendre about "urchins"? Oh, lordy...

LOL! "A lady of negotiable virtue"- did you get that from Terry Pratchett?

Wow, the odd part is, I was just saying last night that if I heard the "I don't deserve to live" Dumbledore and Snape conversation one more time I was going to be ill. They're great, don't get me wrong, but enough! This was great! The cat- Ha!I really needed that! Thanks!

lol that was great!

Oh, this was awesome!

The Department For The Misuse Of Hair Care Products! LOL! I thought I'd choke when I read that. And "Johnny Death Eater!"

I'm terrified to ask, but what was Dumbledore going to do with the sea urchins in Morocco? (I love how you write him in these parodies. He's definitely the "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" Dumbledore here.)

I'm proud to have provided the inspiration for something so delightful. It is indeed a terrible addiction to have, and I've got a sense of how bad I have it, that I was sitting there nodding and ticking off the required components.

"Albus felt a quick jolt of anger at how poorly Severus was taking care of his hair."

Oh, right where the jolt of anger for murdering the McKinnons, or helpless muggleborns usually goes. Brilliant!

"I certainly know nothing about spying, and I?m sure the author hasn?t bothered to think of anything better than you owling me about the latest developments."

Isn't that the truth?

"How did you get into the castle for that matter?"

I've always wondered about that.

And of course, it ends with the Dark Mark calling him, because the conversation can't be sustained.

Your Dumbledore is terrible with his "Tommy," his speculations of vacations to Morocco.

NM