|Reviews for Rhymes with Shmaliens|
| wow chapter 1 . 3/1
you can polish this turd as much as you want, im tired of all of these fics on here with condescension for sg1. "great work against the system lords and all, but let the PROFFESIONALS handle the real shit."
| MizzVicki chapter 1 . 2/14
I Love snappy sarcasm
| 125b chapter 7 . 4/30/2017
| neccowaferlover chapter 1 . 3/31/2017
Loved it. I always love the stories that have Jack and Xander in them because i can see how alike they are. This was well done and I loved the interactions between them. I would love to see more from you.
| chaoswizard chapter 7 . 2/8/2017
Keep it comimrg please it has a good story line to it.
| SeanHicks4 chapter 7 . 2/5/2017
Strangely familiar... looking forward to seeing Xander in one of the SG teams...making sure I flag it this time.
| Riniko22 chapter 2 . 2/4/2017
It appears that Xander will be lucky that he is being watched by the first group.
| Leicontis chapter 7 . 2/3/2017
Happy to hear that you're following up on a fun fic! Best wishes for your original novels as well - my wife transitioned from fanfiction to short-format original fiction a couple years back, and I've seen a lot of other FFNet authors talk about their original work, so I can totally understand you being busy on other (potentially profitable) projects.
| Suzululu4moe chapter 4 . 4/7/2016
ahaha old man Jack seeing Xander in action.
| Suzululu4moe chapter 3 . 4/7/2016
Man with balls of steel.
| Suzululu4moe chapter 2 . 4/7/2016
Poor Xander. Though I wouldn't be suprised if she used some scrying spell or something
Darth willow would murdervthem and their family.
| Suzululu4moe chapter 1 . 4/7/2016
Xander Harris and the bout of occupational craziness.
Lol Xander and the tent statement .
I hope willow like gives him a magical detox or cleaning down.. It's been a long time since it's been in his mouth.
| Tsamoka chapter 6 . 12/13/2015
This was fun to read. I can't wait to see the sequels. Keep up the good work! :)
| Twilight Dusk chapter 1 . 12/4/2015
You realize if you've got the Colonel, Xander, and Jon running around there's just way too much of Jack, right?
| rednaxela12 chapter 1 . 10/19/2015
I truly hope to find a sequel to this posted at some point. it is Quite good.