Haha I'm loving this so far

merci danke por favor - it's a mixture of French and Portuguese, or so the translator says. To jest Polski kolego:)

Neurax worm

Tom and Jerry, you nitwits YOU HAVE A FREAKIN TIME MACHINE YOU IDIOTS

Found out the memory charm.
In this chapter, Tom says "he would never even consider making the mistake of cloning himself"
But in Chapter 6, Tom thinks/says to Jerry "and we need to figure out how to clone ourselves, too, just so we'll always have some sort of alibi."

all ds on the quiz

I'm suing you. i was drinking, when your literature made me laugh and do a spit take, completely ruining my PC and giving me a shock

Lol

haha yes form your own country Tom. this is such an amazing story I love you author

self sacrifice is such an overused trope omg

yeah i really hate how the stupid house system reduced ppl to a single negative stereotype. like nobody is made up of solely one personality trait. not even ppl with legally certified dumb IQ

it annoys me when fanfic authors try to change things but never ever do or feel like these "traditions" are so important even when they type cast kids for the rest of their lives unfairly

And yet the House system had reduced them all to stereotypes.

Smartbookworm. Braveidiot. Ambitiousevil. Loyalworthless.

and honestly muggleborns have no chance at employment in the wizarding world. zero. not even in hermione's time with that level of bigotry and pureblood control of the corrupt ministry
jobs are extremely limited - like seriously outside of the ministry and being a shopkeeper or teacher, there are barely anything they can do

but also - has no one ever thought of CONFIGURING SILVER, OR CONJURING SILVER STUFF AND SELLING THAT? SILVER IS WORTH A LOT TOO AND SO EASY TO MAKE

Do you realize how absolutely terrible of an idea branding all your followers on the arms is? And that - what type of design is that? Snakes and skulls? So tacky. You guys look more like a biker gang with matching tattoos than an actual conspiracy.
yes lmao

yes thank you jerry. the confoundus chain is super smart too. let's just conquer the world cuz who knows what would happen to jerry if tom splits his soul again and it sure wouldn't be fun being stuck in the head of an insane person

there are def better ways for immortality than splitting your soul y'all

You are the epitome of angelic innocence. Repeat: You are the epitome of angelic innocence.
yes you are the epitome of angelic innocence

but also dumblebitch setting tom's wardrobe on fire was really fucked up of ANYONE TO A POOR MISTREATED ORPHAN

Apparently, everyone's smart enough to determine their fate for the rest of their lives by choice alone.

At age eleven.

Wizards are stupi
yes wizards are so retarded

i love this tom who has a very smart friend and knows not to do stupid obvious evil overlord things LOL always use smart minions to use dumb minions

WOW

this is amazing. wtf. the humor, the whole manipulation, it’s great. i love this.

Is the answe and more d

this is freak funny.
i do hope jerry is in fact harry cause that be even more funny

"next time there's some massive outbreak of an incurable plague! Right?"

Oh god oh god he's telling the future

yup. still reading. keep it up. your dialogue and character interractions are lovely. i love it when you 'show' through snippets of dialogue and interraction rather than merely 'tell' with chunky paragraphs of narrative.