I suspect that's one reason wizarding law forbids house elves to harm a wizard for any reason; if they were permitted to use their full power, Voldemort himself wouldn't stand a chance against any wizard that had one at his side.

lmao the image of voldy eating spam

Nice but they will get creamed on Monday. Time to skeddadle.

Coolness

Let's see what happens

The comments regarding Remus's status do not make sense. Why would Snape have been going to discover the reason behind Lupin's mysterious disappearances if it were common knowledge that he (Remus) was a werewolf?

It's clear in the Prisoner of Azkaban that most people did not know. Snape "accidentally" reveals it at the end of book.

You know, this really is a showcase for the damage Rita Skeeter can wreak when left unchecked. The old saw from Teddy about 'Muck Rakers' comes to mind, along with modern issues of 'fake news', all wrapped up in yellow journal paper eah?

I like what you've done with Draco and Narcissa here, for tertiary character's to the narrative, they get just enough focus and seem on the most competent end of their character's in canon. Kudos for that delicate balancing act. (School bullies not being generally shown as competent much and all.)

You know, I think the part I enjoy about this story the most that is unique in my experience so far is the way Fleur, Viktor and Cedric have come together to focus on surviving the death trap they're in. It's a really nice side story that gives them, Nevil, Cho and Luna meaningful things to do and development for us to enjoy.

Lupin is such an idiot. Of COURSE can Dumbledore rescue Harry from Spain. That's why he asked Lupin to do it in the first place. Because it's so easy for the senile old caprine molester. Moron.

What can you expect from someone who knocks up a girl thirteen years his junior and immediately runs away?

Thanks for a fun (re)read. Nicely done!

Great story. Love this version of fourth year. Go Hermione.

You seem dead set on making Harry some kind of emotional incompetent retard, while glorifying Hermione and making her into a condescending asshole. That also seems to be a pattern in your fics. We get it. You think Hermione is perfect and superior to everyone. But it makes the interactions extremely stilted and forced.

Your question about the elves and wormtail are similar to the question that I had about why, if Harry saw him on the map in 3rd year, why didn’t the twins say anything about seeing him sleeping with Ron for 2 years?

I’ve only seen 1 fic state that, since he helped create the map, then he would know the charm to be hidden from it, but then I question how he would know that the twins had it, since they were so secretive about it…

Spam eggs bacon and spam!

Their kids have a muggle last name and they’re hyphenated? Harry is a SIMP in this story.

Great for Harry getting his scar cleansed without complications.

Too bad for Remus, it sounded like he could benefit from learning how werewolves are treated outside the ICW.