Reviews for Always Read the Fine Print
hisnhers chapter 1 . 6/22
Not stealing, but 'harvesting'... nice. Some lawyer may use this at some point in a court of law. That would be hilarious to see just for the judges reaction. xD

'... Nearly Headless Nick floated through a tiny First-Year making her shriek in surprise and spill her pumpkin juice all over her friend...' xDDD rofl
That line got me giggling so much that I sent the line to my daughter.

Wow, he's going to harvest enough power to (and I hear large swelling music and outwardly stretched hands and mwahhahaha! sounds) become a god. Yup. Well... Let's hope it doesn't go to his head. o.O

Yes, sarcasm is alive and well with this reviewer. snort-giggle

oooooh! I like that! 'Dumbledoring' cool verbiage

The immediate post-third task sarcasm was glorious. xD I highly approvefacepalm* Sirius took him to those beaches in France... of course he did...

Jake Crepeau chapter 1 . 6/17
I laughed so much I nearly choked on my breakfast when I read that first bit of "fine print" in the receipt Lucius signed. The whole story, for all its "crackfic-ery" was very well done. I loved it!

And here I thought all this time that the word was "munchkinism." I like your version better. It rolls of the tongue so smoothly. Munchkinry...munchkinry.. ;D
Guest chapter 1 . 5/26
I would have liked to see the reactions of the Death Eaters when they found themselves Squibs.
qwertyuiop123214685 chapter 1 . 5/15
loved it!
SherlockWholmes chapter 1 . 5/5
Harry Potter, magical leach! Too bad he didn't turn Albus into a squib!
yochan123 chapter 1 . 4/22
nice story, but dumbledore needed consequences
dhiester666 chapter 1 . 4/15
Love the story absolutely the best. I would say that this is a very good idea I can see why it went with that period But I have to agree with you on Ron being not much for character building for him and for her mind being more of a nag than anything else . I'd like to say that was an excellent idea with taking everyone else's an Imperial so called imperialized death eaters magic away you might want to think about going into check taking up their magical language as well for I feel it was a parsimile's mbut parson mouse metamorphosis anything else that the magical community might have or just make up on your own that could be doorman for something else in the bloodline this way if he does have children it will just going on through his legacy it was powerful. Other than that keep up the exit work and I look forward to the rest of your stories it to come!
geenakmom chapter 1 . 4/6
This was a hoot!
terrahsims chapter 1 . 1/19
Always a great story to re-read. Thank you for sharing this story with us.
Fuck Names chapter 1 . 1/6
so good
shan7quanta chapter 1 . 12/16/2021
This was epic, though the ghost power is still a mystery...
csheila chapter 1 . 11/21/2021
I enjoyed. Though I expected a negative response to all the power. I was wrong.

I love The Harrys who think their way out of the problem. Larcenous Harrys also rest in my pantheon. Here you gave us two sp thanks.

This reminds me of assorted crack fic where Harry enters people into binding contracts. If you ever consider a sequel expand to contacts. But the story can also rest here .

Thanks for sharing
stevem1 chapter 1 . 11/2/2021
This is a fun story, resulting in a vastly overpowered Harry (who I’d bet will never, ever sign his name to anything again).
Homarid chapter 1 . 10/31/2021
Wow brilliant. Silly and hilarious.
vampdreams chapter 1 . 9/26/2021
So I've been a hardcore fan and avid consumer of fanfiction for well over a decade now
And this is the first time I've come across this gem of an idea
Might have been floating around, but I've not seen it before
I adore it! This was absolutely brilliant
Short, to-the-point
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