Fear not, friend, since I greatly enjoyed your Latin puns! Fun fact: other Latin words for prostitutes include lupa (a female wolf, since the Romans were nothing if not full of innuendo) and scortum (seen prominently in the diminutive in Catullus 10, "To Varus").

I really like this story. It's an excellent read and I look forward to reading what happens in your next chapter.

I feel for Harry. This is ridiculous how hard it's been to get laid. This isn't a fairy tale world. It has monsters in the forms of orcs and goblins who raid villages and freaking eat people. That's pretty common. Prostitutes would exist. It wouldn't be that hard to find.

Never touch a girl with a case of (the) clams.

Poor Harry and now an unlucky snot that has the Ring is going to get punished.
Thanks, I am looking forward to more of this fun story.
Happy Holidays

Man Harry. Just give it up and wait until you get older in a century lmao. XD

oh come on

You absolute madman. I was crying laughing.

I never knew that, for elves, blue balls is the way to go. All this interesting stuff left out of the mythologies. I love learning...

Poor Harry, all for naught. Thank you for the Christmas present, missed this story, and looking forward to more

The joke is actually funny to me, but I wonder just what sort of lengths you'll have to go in order to keep cock-blocking Harry...

Lol
poor Harry, he is going to blue ball all the way to the end of this fic.
Merry xmas.

I'm actually starting to feel bad for Harry. In his world he didn't have to go far for some tail now he can't find any. That poor girl will need counseling.

Oh this harry...

Thank you for the updates and happy Christmas!

Hilarious. He should be more aware of what he's doing.