Beware the Black Mage, for he has no need for subtlety and is easily bored.

I have to say that I’m curious where things will go after the Ring is destroyed.

I’m really enjoying this. I just have one bone to pick with you...if he’s 28 and 100 is the age of majority, by my calculations Harry is the elf equivalent of a fairly freshly minted 5 year old. That makes you referring to him as a teenager equivalent somewhat disconcerting.

Anyway, thanks for the entertainment, I’m looking forward to the next chapter.

There's a distinct lack of good "sassy Harry" fics, and I have just found a gem.

This is amazing. Really. 10/10. Will be following.

If this had Harry playing bongos and Tauriel hula dancing, my life would be made.

Question. What happened to the innocent slaves that were on the ship?

This is amazing! I love this so much! I started laughing in public and got some pretty weird side-eye.

Love the story

Oh man that was great!

Excellent chapter but update your other harry potter story please

Haha belby good chapter but update the other please

Very good chapter but update your other harry potter story please

Nice chapter but update your other harry potter and lord of the rings story

So Harry was already completely Lovegood, along with the ability to not have any idea he was. Seriously eeewww.

Shoulder poop, that there is some poetic justice. Really.

Kudos to you on the name. I laughed so hard I hurt myself. Orc puree, eeeewww.