Where is the rest?!

So we got a bit of lore drop here. Apparently, the goddesses aren't omniscient? I guess that explains why their power is limited Farore do be doing the heavy lifting. Stay strong, girl, just 48 more chapters to go!
I'm beginning to think the boys are gonna be needing a better method of traveling. They can't just keep falling on top of each other! At this rate, they're gonna crush Realm to death! n (Tho I guess if anyone could survive being crushed, it's Realm. He has inhuman body capabilities)
I love how Midna didn't even panic. She just took a look and went "welp, I guess I deserved that" lmao
Meanwhile, the Heroes of Time continue tempting the time paradox. Careful there boys, you might just make matters worse if you talk too much!
The scene with wolf Link is my favorite of this chapter! I just can imagine Red's puppy eyes and wonder as she asked to touch and then outright melting at the soft fur! I mean, I guess I should've seen this coming since they all cave for Red's Puppy Eyes, why wouldn't them with an ACTUAL goodest of good boys doggo? Still love that they asked and respected Dusk as a person. That was lovely
I like that all the Links shared their story, tho I feel like they won't let Realm live his down lmao Poor man has had it rough. Someone please give him a map and teach him how to read it asap!
As for the villains, I didn't think they could do worse than an inprontu banjo concert but they certainly proved me wrong! An inprontu bagpipe concert featuring Screeching Lorune Ganon, Cackling Majora and Squishy Bagpipe Musician Bellum sounds like an absolute nightmare! I wouldn't want to be on Demise's shoes... or head. I got no idea how they haven't killed each other at this point and I find that marvelous
(They're also terrifying if they even killed and ate cuccos. The absolute monsters. *Shudders*)
Meanwhile, Legend is nowhere near where he's supposed to be. Completely unaware he's about to be whisked to yet /another/ adventure :')
I feel like our group is gonna meet Boat and Gate Link next. That's gonna be fun, hehehe
Thank you for sharing!

Hey, maybe I know a big of Firetongue too! I sometimes call myself an RRRHAaarrRRKKH! Tho sometimes I also go with RRHAarrKH! You know, simple and effective!
On another note, there are SO MANY Links. This is a Link cocktail and they haven't all met yet!
I found it so funny that Dusk reacted to everything so calmly but it was only because he didn't believe any of them at first lol And then he continued being calm when it turned out to be true. Meanwhile Realm is reconsidering his life choices and everything he knew. Guess that's gonna be a trend for Link from now on, huh
Dusk did bring up a good question: what are Lokomo? I never figured that one out, but I'm getting behind on Vio's theory :v
I was very happy to see paint Link here! A lot of people seem to forget him (I sometimes do, oops) so it was so nice to see him! And y'know that I never quite considered what would happen if the paint got wet, but now that you've put it out there, I feel like Link is very valid in his aquaphobia. That must have been super scary.
I was also so confused when he arrived to the island because I was thinking he met with Legend, but it turns out he met with WW Link! Ooooh, that's gonna be so interesting to see!
I feel bad for Legend tho. He never has it easy. Poor guy
The meeting of both Heroes of Time was straight out of the Spider-Man pointing meme. Even the music playing was in tune (lol) with the feeling of the meme
I admit it was a bit confusing thinking of Young Link as the older Link though that is entirely accurate. OoT Link is probably the youngest Link of the group, actually
I've been having a lot of fun reading! Thanks for sharing

Haven't commented on this before, but I love how creative your disclaimers are XD
I love how all the villains joined their efforts to annoy this one deity. It's so hilarious
Also, methinks there are several musically inclined villains in the group, the problem is that none of them know how to use a banjo :p
Oh yes, the most powerful and evil creature in the universe: cuccos. Y'know, Demise should've made an army of them. He would've immediately won if he did lol
HAHAHAHA, HIS PLAN BACKFIRED THO! I totally believe the song Picori Vaati was playing is Benzill Hill XD
I'm kinda glad no one followed Din's idea because that alternative universe sounds weird af :v
I'm honestly having so much fun with the Links! I love how you gave Legend all this language fluency. He might become one of my faves at this point lol
The poor guy has had it the hardest. Between him and Realm, I wonder who'd be scarier/more insane. They've both gone through Some Stuff
I see Midna continues being an absolute riot XD If she became a goddess, she'd 100% become a prankster goddess. She'd have SO MUCH FUN!
Oh, and the kiss request? Chef's kiss. That was so hilarious to read. For a hot second, I thought Midna would go "well, I'M a princess and since you don't wanna kiss her, I will" and kiss Zelda just to get a rise out of Link while transferring back Zelda's essence and claim it was her kiss what got Zelda to wake up lol
On that note, TP Zelda is SUCH A FLIRT! My girl really woke up from a whoever-long sleep she was in and IMMEDIATEDLY flirted with our hero. I love her
I love that Midna chucked Link through the portal, tho I really wanted her to join the shenanigans. Alas, it cannot be. Still, I enjoyed reading that scene a lot X)
Wolfie remaining so calm even if the face of quintuplet Links and Brunette Link is so cool. He's the coolest. He's the man, he's THE GOAT!
Hahaha, once again, I've had so much fun reading! Thanks for sharing

It is just me or are all trees here malevolent stealers? XD
I know Vio was talking to Steam when he asked Link if he was alright, but I kinda hoped he's asking "do you need therapy?" to Realm :v
Those boys stood NO CHANCE against Puppy Eyes Red
I love how Vio is the go-to when people have questions. He's the group's encyclopedia (even when he just learnt new info literal hour before) lol
The guys do bring up a good question: HOW does Realm even get things done? [Insert thinking meme]
The goddesses breaking- ahem, I mean, IGNORING the fourth wall is marvelous
We got to wolfie! Yayyy! I've been so obsessed with TP since it came out u
I love your dynamic between Link and Midna. She would 100% win every argument that way XD
Link's sweet spot and pack mentality was a surprise, but I shall now add it to my headcanons!
Poor soldiers. They need vacations soon lol
Thanks for sharing!

The goddesses watching the Links like they're watching a show is so funny lol Like, ma'ams, the fabric of existence is in danger. Maybe kick the guys into motion so the universe can be saved? 'Cause I might be wrong, but it's been WEEKS since the holes first appeared :v
I love my colorful boys so much, they're always making me laugh
I honestly don't blame ST Link for not believing them at first. It's all pretty incoherent (to normal people). I feel like he and Green will be besties
Their meeting with the Hero of Hyrule was so much funnier than I thought it'd be XD
My previous thought that that Link is the scariest one continues being true, as our guy didn't even panic or question all the random stuff he was being told. He merely sat down, asked the important questions (and how comes Train doesn't know what horses are?!) and breathed out in relief at knowing the others DO have a sense of direction
Once again, I've had so much fun reading! Thank you for sharing

I MISSED MY COLORFUL BOYS!
I feel bad for Vio, he's having a hard time dealing with the incomprehensible lol And no one can convince me that the whole theory about Kaepora Gaebora wasn't about Duolingo u.u
Farore's dance is so silly! You go girl! Dance to your heart's content! (Should I worry about Ordona?)
"Despite the fact that they were all piled on top of one another, they managed to give Red a group hug anyways."
This line melted my heart AND RED RETURNED THE HUG
Blue saying that Train Link is a wackjob is RICH coming from him! After all, he was the one who faced off against an army of monster with no thoughts, head empty!
THE VILLAINS ARE KILLING ME! THAT CARD GAME MADE ME WHEEZE SO MUCH THAT I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES
I love how Zant was the only one playing an ACTUAL CARD GAME and he was dismissed as a madman. HE'S ONTO SOMETHING GUYS, LISTEN TO HIM! (Except don't, because he truly is a madman)
I have to wonder how Demise will escape this mayhem he has brought upon himself lol
Thanks for sharing!

This chapter gave me war flashbacks. Wow, I had forgotten how much of an absolute NIGHTMARE that last battle with Demon Train was. I remember struggling so much with it, I almost broke my DS' screen lol
This Link is so obsessed with trains, I can't help but laugh
He's also very cute about wanting to protect Zelda. I love how their friendship was depicted here
There's not much to say for this one except that I hope the song Link played on the flute was a happy song as he danced on the remains of that cursed train :)
Farore's suggestions also trip me up. She's so funny (and so done with her Aspects' shit lmao)
Thank you for sharing!

Oh, didn't mention this in the previous chapters, but I find it so interesting how the goddesses describe their chosen ones as Courage, Wisdom and Power. And the whole thing about Aspects, Atribute, and Incarnations. I think that's super neat!
As for this chapter, I have to admit I haven't played Zelda I or II, but I'm pretty sure that's the Link I just read about. Does he have this bad of a sense of direction in-game? Do we really only see old men living in caves and holes? Do we lose our items all the time? In any case, I love and fear him. The fact that he outran a four-headed dragon and—what's worse—that he remained ABSOLUTELY CALM as he casually talked with an horde of monsters proves that's he's a force of nature. Poor monsters, I understand their terror u.u
I have to say I didn't think he'd keep his distance from the void. Really thought he'd touch it lmao
I'm also kinda feeling sorry for Demise. The guy went way too over his head absorbing the worse combination of personalities ever. Guess he got the chaos we wanted lol
Thank you for sharing!

Finally decided to login! lol
Decided to leave another review on Chapter 1 because I still laugh at it! XD And because I wanted to say that my favorite titles were "He Who Causes Much Screaming" and "He Who Made The Honey Badger Feel Fear"
I'm super hooked with this story and can't wait to see what you got in store for us!
Thank you for sharing!

I love so many parts of this chapter! I swear I was laughing so much people were giving me weird looks XD
I can't even begin to cover everything I loved about this, just, how you write each one of my colorful children is so wonderful
You reminded me why I loved the Four Swords Manga so much and why they were the reason I started writing fanfics in the first place. Thanks for that :')
I just wanna point out that I find Blue to be so hilarious! Like, he's so focused on battle, my boy went all out on the army like it was nothing AND HE ENJOYED IT!
Vio is my fave (he's always been) and I love how you depicted him. He's the Big Brain of the squad but he's also somehow the one who gets in the silliest situations lmao
Also, the fact they call each other brothers is just so
This whole chapter was a treat! Thank you for sharing!

Am too lazy to log in rn, but I wanted to say that I'm very glad I got your fic recommended to me! This first chapter made me laugh so much! I love your depiction of Demise and the goddesses. Your writing is very engaging and fun to read :)
I can't wait to see all the surprises you have in store for us!
Thanks for sharing

Man... great story! Is it still being worked on or...?

Wonderful chapter.
Just did my annual reread and i cant bring myself to continue after the rewrites.
The suspense need to build up :)
Thank you for the great work, please continue

I can now understand Labrynnian... bout to go back and re-read some of Lore's other words