I've never read crack-fic of this caliber and quality. I CAN'T FUCKIN BREATHE! *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

Loved the crack-lore of the yahg

Read the warning. Ignored the warning. Read the first chapter... cue twilight zone intro. Holy crap.

Balak Sighed. "I hate suicidal fanatics."

couldn't resist, huh?

Surprised it wasn't Benezia instead of Trellani with them. i take it in this version Saren and Ahern never had any run ins during the First Contact War?

don't have any sympathy for the salarians, even in cannon most of them are assholes, no matter how awsome Mordin is. ambivalent about the rachni being good guys, to be honest.

...i thought squints was a derogatory term for the batarians, not the turians?

You, sir, are a genius. Reapers can die from reading this chapter.

This, it seems, is a story best read a bit at a time. I love it, but it's exhausting in the weirdest ways

Can you guys make one on the Citadel Elevators? Because that shit deserves a special mention, for all the hell it was in ME1

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Ahahahahahahahaha!

Coffee, Tea, and Biscuits are clear violations of every treaty ever signed controlling bioweapons. They should be banned immediately.

I knew we would get some Happy New Year gift. I remember when you wrote the STG reports as Christmas gifts. I certainly did not expect an STG Report on this, LOL

lmao! please continue this. its as good as Silly but Killy. batman saren is hilarious. any chance of a serious story of a commissar shepard?

OK, I LOLed at the Easter egg in the opening chapter. Kai Allard Leng? Fun shout out to classic Battletech fans there. And to go from there to "Volus-Vorcha Combine"? What, are the bowling balls spiked now?

Screw Vicodin, no hallucinogen is capable of producing this shit even if you all were to smoke the whole world's supply of it.

Moar sh!t. I demand it.