The reasons she used to get the children to study. OMFG I can't even.

When Tom semi admits to his daddy issues.

How did she not realize that would hurt? And she was so dramatic about it. And his inner monologue about killing who had hurt her but he was the one who did it. XD

The pensieve idea is brilliant.

Ha. The clown thing is really funny, especially when I'm drunk.

And Abraxas and his musicals, I want to hang out with him over coffee and discuss how he feels about Phantom of the Opera.

That pink feather.

'special little scary snowflake' This line is art. Just, he would kill anyone else that called him that.

I want to read his Big Book of World Domination. I bet it's ridiculous.

"I'd love to feel her stab someone." *snorts*

I feel like these reviews would be better if I were drunk, but it is only one in the afternoon and drinking this early is frowned upon.

"I'm a crazed megalomaniac and you're my creepy magical bird mate."

Your mind must be such a beautiful place

Today's Mission: Review every chapter on my favorite fic by Colubrina, which would be this one, and tell her all the reasons it's my FAVORITE.

"Great. Me and Lord Voldemort, hanging out over coffee. Swell." This line is great, it's better when it's one a.m. and I'm drunk.

Tom denying his obvious Daddy issues.

Where the fuck does he get the fruit? I want to know!

Oh my god.
This was amazing. I must admit I never liked the idea of Tomione (I still don't tbh) but this was one of the most hilarious things I've ever read. I love it. I mean of course it got dark, well darkish i guess, but it never lacked its humor.
Please never stop writing glorious things like this!

Aww, I love their adorable banters.

freaking awesome and hilarious!

Great fic! I laughed a lot! Thank you ]

This was the first book I read of yours and it was so hilarious that I had to check out the rest of your stories. I haven't done many reviews since I'm one of the silent readers, but I appreciate all the hard work that goes into making stories!

This is so good I have resolved to come back to it whenever I've hit a slump. Tom's molting and initial aversion to all things fluffy were hilarious. And his attempts to get Hermione angry jeezuz tearing pages from a book! A crime! Anyway, I hope you'll write more Tomione in the future. :)

I got your nose heheh srry i read dis stoury b4 without reviewin hun

Best tomione fanfic ever!

Loved, loved, LOVED it! It was hilarious and an enjoyable read!

This story is really good but I started reading it too late at night and I can't stop

It's 5 in the morning what have you done to me

OMG! Unicorns! HAHAHAH