Reviews for Have a Holly Jolly Unspecified Holiday
Tribal Graces chapter 1 . 12/29/2012
Awww, this is cute! And funny! Thanks for posting it.
Frost Deejn chapter 1 . 8/5/2005
I laughed so hard I was afraid I would wake up my stepmom in the next room over. Highly amusing interstellar politically correct holiday carol.
Ursa chapter 1 . 3/21/2003
Gods,that's hilarious! Could you do a cultural non-offensive Federation pledge of allegiance, or another holiday song? Great job (esp. "fondle suggestively with your third subtentacle") ;)
MEEE chapter 1 . 12/15/2002

That was weird...

"and in case you didn't hear/sense/perceive in the infrared spectrum"

That was the quote that made me write this review.

Not that this was bad or anything, it was actually very funny at first, but then it got weird.
CC chapter 1 . 12/14/2002
Spooky! Sounds just like something the European Union would come up with (for godssake don't give them ideas!)
Jen chapter 1 . 12/14/2002
Had a great laugh; thanks, I've been looking everywhere for a politically correct holiday song I could get tongue-tied over!