You're bloody brilliant and you know it, dear. You're even better than tea. Mwah.

just when I was thinking we -all- might as well have sex with Zaphod Beeblebrox ... but I liked it better this way _

'Tea!' - yes, the arthur-attracting call of the mating ford prefect ... reminds me of the time Xander was lured into the clutches of an evil dream-clown by a Hansel&Gretel-esque trail of chocolate bars (something I'm worried might happen to me some day)

funny and cute. I expecially liked the opening paragraph.