Oh no.

Uh oh. Somehow I think Kaya has just done the blood-in-the-water thing with a human equivalent of a shark.

Onward!

I haven't looked up the video, but from the reaction it seems to've garnered, I'm not sure I want to. But I will. Oh well. I'm in the grip of an Irresistable Force here.

Wondering what sort of "punishment" vampires would dole out...or what kind Kaya would take. She doesn't sound like the sort to go meekly into any dungeon.

Next chapter!

Getting beaned by a branch...this is a bad omen if I ever heard one.
Looking forward to the next chapter!

I should say your work here really give me a great time of bursting into laughter and rolling in bed so you better continue this masterpiece.. I will eagerly wait for a new chapter author-nim

LOVE YOUR WORK YOU SHOULD DEFANTLY DO MORE FANFIC!

Bro this is pure comedy. I fucking love this

Hi ! I gotta say that i just re read the fic for a millionth times again and i still like it after so many years and it really is one of my favourite thing to see the change od an author's style through a fic and i'm super glad it's still here so i can re read it every year xD
Also i still wanna in know how it's gonna end RIP me

Oooh I have a lot of head canons

sometimes I keep asking myself if my sanity will survive here? But I came here all goofy, hyper, peculiar and funky in the first place. For the first months those guys called me crazy even tho it's not a proper way to describe me. Adventures - is more accurate word. And the only reason why they have been calling me like this is because of my reactions. But it's only my guesses. Sure all biting, threatening parts seriously scares the living shit out of me but all those other stuff. Pffff. For example, Ayato still hold a grudge on me because of those words 'I couldn't feel anything'. He glares at me a lot. At first it was fun but I got sick of it. So the last time when he glared at me I couldn't hold my mouth shut so I said to him 'Oh suck it up. You're a vampire, you should be good at that'. Was it dangerous? Yes. Was my life endanger? Yes. Was it risky? Yes Was it funny? Yes. Would I do that again? Absolutely.

Wow that's a cold way to get rejected and nice combat or should I say roast!

Perra-chan!" Laito ran to me almost crying. It was something wrong with him too...

"Umm, Laito? Why are you hugging me?"

"I'm sorry" he cried out loud "I let you down"

"Shu is possessed by a devil, you by Justin Bieber. Seriously, what kind of rituals were you guys doing?"

" I'm sorry for being mean to you. I just now realized how my dearest Perra-chan was treated. I'm so sorry" all the time while he was sobbing on my shoulder I awkwardly tho gently taped his back in attempt to clam him down. Laito looked at me with serious look on his face still holding my shoulders "I promise you this, from now on, I will make sure that non of my brothers won't tease you. I will keep you pure and untouched"

OMG hes been drug!

"I said I was out of comebacks, not moves" I explained
I love her so much!

And drunk Kaya you had Ayato right there!

Let me guess, you will throw me to the lake if I refuse"

"That's correct~"

There was a moment of hesitation but I decided to accept his offer. But to think of it I didn't had much of choice "Oh what the hell" I dropped my bang on the ground taking Laito's hand "Your feet will suffer from mine clumsy ones"

As I took vampire's hand, he pulled me closer placing my left hand on his shoulder. After that I felt his hand on my shoulder blade.

"Isn't it nice Perra-chan. Wouldn't you say it's fairy-tale- like"

"Sure" I played along "Only prince charming is a sadistic blood sucking vampire who likes to threaten people and your princess is a wacky nonsensical brunette who believes in the robots rise"

"Can't argue with the true" he pulled me closer, embracing tighter which made me think in what did I got myself into it? "Let's start the lesson, shall we? Basically, the only thing you must do is to follow me"

"I think I need more then 'basically' "

"Just follow my lead and you'll learn. Here we go"

The boy took a step back, I took a step forward and that was pretty much my whole knowledge about waltz. My move were lumpish. With every single mistake that I made, Laito got more and more amused. Instead of teaching me he mocked my clumsiness. Because of it I 'accidentally' stepped on his foot. Excuse?: sorry for my hopeless learning skills and uncoordinated legs. But I quickly got used to the three-count movement. It felt effortless.

"Seems like you had learned basics" Laito commented making a little spin which I nailed it. Self-high-five.

"Great , now can go participate in Dance with the Star"

"Nfu~ Before you do that I will show you one of my favorite moves" as he cheesy smirked Laito stopped and did that dip move. My grip on his shoulder got tighter as I felt like he will let go "You know why I like this position?" he whispered "Because it's a wonderful feeling when a woman is in your command. I'm the only one who's keeping her from falling"

"I can't imagine how it works"

Just as I finish the last word Laito gave me a quick smile and let go me. My body hit the cold ground sending pain through my body.

"Ouch" I whimpered from impact and glared at the vampire looking down at me.

"Don't look at me with those enraged eyes. Like you once said: It's not my fault it was the gravity, that heartless bitch"

I ship it

Kidnapped only for them to regret it be Kaya is gonna prank them so hard

"Well in what way I should put it. Crazy chicks signs up for crazy things in all life situations. You know what I mean"

I knew what was he talking about. An urge of getting out of this locker and smacking the shit out of that bastard was at the highest level. My fists were clenched and teeth biting my lower lip. Rich boys are assholes. Sure I do insane, sometimes unpredictable and stupid things but it doesn't mean that I'm some kind of weird women with fetishes.

"WHAT THE HELL DUDE !"

"OI ! CALM DOWN!"

A loud bang and big commotion started

"Dude why the hell you hitted me?"

I didn't see what was going on but from the sound of it someone punched that guy who talked shit about me and know the others tries to separate them. It didn't took long for a coach to barge in and stop the fight.

"What is going on here ?!" with strict, loud voice couch asked the boys. Everyone went silent. After short pause the man spoke again.

"Takagi ! Sakamaki ! Finish changing your clothes and report to my office ! Understood ?!"
'Sakamaki?'

I waited till everyone was gone and slowly opening the door, got out of the locker and just when I was about to enter the hallway, my back was slammed against the wall.

"I knew there was a familiar scent in the air" my blue eyes met with Ayato's green ones. My guesses the reason why he didn't noticed my presence was because of the other smells mixing up and hiding mine "What were you doing here all this time?"

"Killing time…?"

I ship it

I guess it was the weirdest encounter with him. At first he was like 'Oh no no Perra-chan, don't be afraid. I von't suck ya blood. Blah blah' which was suspiciously-okay...Until he grabbed me by hand and dragged to a torture chamber because he wanted to show me a new devices that he got. And if you know me well, you can imagine what happened when we reach a torture chamber. He pushed me to the end of the room blocking the only way out. I was like 'NO! Bad vampire. Laito, no!' and he was like 'Laito yes! Look at this toy'. He showed me some kind of huge tweezer-ish thing (Breast Ripper). I freaked out. All scenes involved me running around and climbing over tables while Laito chased me happily with the biggest satisfied smile.

Shit got more weirder.

I'm stuck between saying he needs Jesus or he really Kinky!