My favourite moment

How you doin ? " (Friends: Joey's pick up line) another random words came out from sleeping girl.

"Oy ! Laito ! Let her go!" Ayato came closer to his brothers.

"I'm trying Ayato-kun. But her grip is to strong"

"Ha?" Ayato grabbed Kaya from behind and tried to pull her off. "Tch. What the hell ? How is it possible that such a little human girl's grip is so damn strong ?"

"Never let go, Jack" Kaya mumbled

Both brothers looked at each other.

"Is that from Titanic ?"

"Fufufu~ Bitch-chan truly is in love with me ~"

"Like hell she is !" Ayato then pulled girl harder dragging Laito from a bed.

"AU !" Laito fell on the ground with Kaya still holding him tightly. " Ayato-kun be gentle. Ahhh ! She's drooling on me again !"

"Why are you two shouting like crazy and wh-" the youngest Sakamaki entered the room. Yui is unconscious, Laito is laying on the floor with Kaya on top of him and Ayato is grabbing her behind waist.

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"My Anaconda don't" girl mumbled

"The fuck are you doing to her !" Subaru rushed towards his half-brothers.

" I'm trying to pull her away from this freak" Ayato answered while getting his grip tighter around her waist and pulling.

"Ayato-kun~ that's not nice to say to your brother"

"Shut up!"

Subaru came and tried to unlock Kaya's legs. But it wasn't so easy. When he placed his hands on her's leg calf, she giggled and kicked him in stomach.

"FUCK !" but he didn't waist any time and grabbed her leg while he could.

"Shit. How the hell she's so strong". Subaru unlocked her legs. Then he grabbed her hands and did the same thing. When finally, through big struggles, Subaru unlocked her hands Ayato pulled Kaya off of Laito. Now she was sitting on the floor leaning against Ayato.

Subaru and Ayato were hardly breathing.

Laito sat up.

"Fufu~ Well that was fun "

They both gave him a death glares.

So much feels!

"We don't have knifes" blonde whispered to me.

"I know I'm just saying that so they would feel safer"

"He's not here " I heard a shout from a kitchen and I walked in. Two vampires were looking around. "You must had been hallucinating."

I SHIPPING SO MANY CHARACTERS WITH YOUR OC!

Before we do this I just want to thank you all for coming here. As you may know we have intruder. A possum. I can't promise that we all get through this unharmed. Tonight one of us may loose arm, maybe eyeball, maybe just a finger or even a genital. I'm talking to you two" I looked at Ayato and Subaru " But these lost are nothing. No. They're just little sacrifices for a noble purpose. To let people in this country rest easy while their sandwiches are left on windowsill while window is open. It's not gonna be easy but I promise you guys this by the end of the day we'll be dancing on a grave of possum."

I'm rooting for the possum

Got it

Mr. When-I-fix-my-glasses-I'm-actually-flipping-everyone-off

True words have never been spoken ~

We will go to Mexico to eat more burritos. I'll say 'Dude, you know what would be awesome to have our own food truck and name it Alimentos Baile.'and you'll say 'Dude, let's do this'. We'll buy a truck, sell burritos, nachos. Then police will chase us because we don't have licence for such activity. After some time we'll save some money and go around Mexico. We will call it our road trip we probably get in gang war. Become a gang members. You'll be calledMaximilianoand I'll some drug dealing shit will happen. Because of that we'll be forced to run away in forest. But the other will chase us. LuckilyEL CHUPACABRA comes to rescue us because you're his fellow blood it will start raining. We'll get wet. Then we'll go looking for a shelter witch would be some old barn house. Then we'll look at each others eyes and make passionate love on hay like in movies."

Hearing last part made Subaru choke on his burrito.

"WHAT ?! With you ?! NO !"

" But your eyes says 'yes' "

HAHAHA HAHAHA

You will eat it, you will like it, then you will say 'I want more' and I'll say 'Me too' then we go to Mexico for more burrrritos and then we gonna stay in Mexico. Live somewhere near the beach and every evening we will lay on a beach chairs watching a sunset while drinking mojitos

Couples goals

RRRRIIINNN!

yourself "ore-sama" made me think of cookies. But lets forget everything what was and is." I whispered really fast to him.

OREO!

WHAT VIDEO.!

You tell him to mind his own damn business before I come down there and I beat his ass" I pressed my face into pillow again.

I LOVE YOU!

Lol!

I have re read this story so many times it’s kind of ridiculous but I love it so much

yes i would love to see kaya get kidnapped!: