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this is the BEST LMAO

Thanks for a great and delightfully cracky read!

Lmaoooooo. Everyone fear The Dark Lord, His Squibness, Lord Ratmortskunk!

No way a dragon would be scared of a transformed veela

Colin and Ginny are both third years. The ball is for fourth years and up so they couldn’t go together

Well, Grindelwald got his wish in spades! Good Ole Fumblemort was humiliated by someone he thought he had total control over. I'm sure if it ever got back to him Gellert would laugh even harder and louder than he did at the news of Good Ole Fumblemort being entered into the Tournament. It's good to read Harry seeing the old Fraudster for the meddling old fool he is. Now his next move should be to tell the Dursleys where to go and never return to that hovel ever again. Sure, at least warn them that they're now in extreme danger of attack as he wasn't ever returning to their dump even if the Death Eaters are now all squibs and can't attack them. He doesn't have to tell them that as there are plenty of Death Eater supporters that, should they learn what Harry did to their Master, would likely attack the Dursley's home thinking to either kill Harry to avenge their fallen Master or kill his relatives to hurt Harry. Good Ole Fumblemort would be extremely upset with Harry should he fail to protect his relatives. He totally ignores the fact they are cruel to Harry and have been since he was dropped off there. Or maybe he does know and believes it's good for Harry. Who really knows what that old Fraudster thinks.

Can you say, " OPPPS! " Boy, did he get a wrong number! Not only is Riddle a half skunk half rat but he's also a squib! Thus, no way to kill off this body and try again. As the Goblet of Fire takes the magic of whoever refuses to compete when named a champion, what does it do if a champion loses his or her magic BEFORE the first task?

Damn! This isn't the one I thought it was! There is another fic with a similar idea only in that one Harry and Hermione fix the cup so that Dumbledore, Fudge, Crouch Jr., Riddle, Peter's names come out. However, they tell the twin how they could enter legally. That was the one I was looking for. But this surprised me. So, I'll read it till the end. It should be fun to read how much Dumbledore squirms. Damage control? I don't think there's enough dragon dung to cover this bad of a cluster fuck!

Fantastic story!
Thank you for writing and posting it.

This is a really stupid story don't waste your time reading it

I like how fumbles got fucked over instead lol

could not happen to nicer poof dumbles lol

Protecting the stone with a fully grown mountain troll is definitely not “easy enough for children to get through”
Also, Dumbledore never knew about Sirius giving Pettigrew the secret keeper position.

That epilogue was just wonderful.