the feels! my heart can't take them

I gotta say I love that Butters is the one in charge.

- Loki Firefox
Power set of Calvin Rankin with the following powers locked in: Modified version of Sage (Cypher's power for Telepathy, Taskmaster's Power for the Mutant Scanning and Scramble's power for Secondary Mutation), Abilities of Madison Jeffries, Forge, Milan and Mister M.

Which leaves you with one free slot to play with.

Sure, no more sleeping, but the ability to learn anything physical or otherwise, upgrading your own body beyond human levels, technopath, power armour and generalist Tinker and the ability to fabricate any parts you need by transmuting dirt or carbon monoxide etc into whatever material you need.

Want to build your own Moon base? You can.

Want to create a better space industry? You can.

More efficient and eco-friendly ways to generate electricity? You can.

Weather control system to deal with droughts, floodings etc? You can.

Make a list of things bugging you, outside of politics, and whether or not the above collection of powers could resolve it.

My guess? Yes, you can.

;-P

Merlin is a bit wrong about making people feel safe by making them safe. If someone has been told all their life that actual safety is dangerous and being unsafe is safe, they’ll feel unsafe if you try to make them safe.

/Reminds me of a Harry Potter/Hermione fic called "Adorable Violence." Instead of Hermione reining Harry in like many fix-it fics, 'Adorable' has Harry reining in Hermione's violent and Dark Lady-ish tendencies. It's pretty funny and adorable iirc.

/Heh, yes, pick on Dawnie for scaring off ths benevolent genie.

Cartman is probably one of the best characters of South Park, he got a lot of layers that doesn't JUST involve racism, violence and stupidity. He is also rather crafty, intelligent, insightful, deceiving, manipulative, observant, inventive, stubborn, supportive (it happens), friendly (not false either), a good friend (a bit of a stretch but Cartman has had moments when he has worked alongside his friends, and others, and gone through many ordeals with them, even if for the most part, he is a selfish jerk), and finally Cartman has a lot of trauma. That does not excuse his many violent, vile, vicious, villanous, and vindictive acts/behaviours/actions.

Cartman is a big piece of work more complex then he appears, there are more layers to this violent crybaby then you might see. Although for the most part has many of his actions for the latest episodes turned more... how to I put it? Disturbing? Strange? Weird? It is hard to properly put a word on Cartman's many strange acts, some are open ad clear. Others. Not so much. So he got a lot of layers to him, but he's still one messed up kid.

*Hoothoot*
I am all on the train already.
But really, when can we expect the FNAF-trons going bonkers?

Oh, my heart...that was sweet.

Excellent chapter, as always. Good luck screwing with empowered heroes Red Mist

nice touch with tommy.

thanks for sharing

huh i expected him to sift the shadow of the past for their child and bring him forward in time from the moment he was kidnapped to their present resulting in a resolved paradox.

thank you for sharing another fantastic chapter as well as for all the time and effort put into this story please continue to update as soon as life allows

Cart man is a Chaotic Evil Chaos Nexus, but that does make him responsible for like half the plots. Nice to catch up with Merlin again, though I think Kick Ass universe may be running a bit thin on plot besides him experimenting with empowerments. Can’t wait to see we’re he ends up next.

So is it Tommy or Tony?

This is like the classic fanfic because I don't know how many hours I've spent thinking if a genie did appear, what power set I'd want. I'm in my mid-forties and I still don't know how to answer that question!