|Reviews for The Contortionist's Pussyfoot|
| frances janvier chapter 1 . 5/8/2016
OH. MY. GOSHHHH XDDDD
| An Escaped Rabbit chapter 1 . 11/5/2014
I knew something like this was coming, but it was still funny.
| Guest chapter 1 . 8/5/2014
Hahaahha...my mind was permanently implanted the gutter no matter how hard I tried!
But anyways, I lurrrvvvvvved this story! It's epically awesome, and I love how you make the readers think it's something it's not, and how you don't find out until the last three words, of the last line!
| Mandriel chapter 1 . 1/6/2014
XDD I was expecting that... No matter how much my mind was leaning toward the dirty side, I kept repeating 'it's not gross, it's not gross...' over and over.
| ZorasimplyZora chapter 1 . 12/8/2013
Why am I the only one who was guessing the salsa? Or possibly ballet? Ah never mind, but this was hilarious.
On more thing please update Lamentations of a starry-eyes twit, even though it has been years. *attempts to do puppy-eyes*
| the last time chapter 1 . 8/16/2011
. haha. ha...ha xDDDDDD phooooffff! that was muchos funnyos - see my excelent Spanish! be amazed! haha i was thinking that it wouldn't be anything dirty minded, i was going down the whole make-up route, but then i got a bit confuzled when Dumbledore joined in... :/ all round hillarity i think :)
| Robin Grimm-Goodfellow chapter 1 . 2/25/2011
heh. I was thinking something along the lines of yoga, to be honest. Of course, the crazy sex did come in a couple of times...
| Dipi chapter 1 . 10/1/2010
i had an idea tht it has to be some sort of dance... bt i loved the way u went abt it
| annie-elise chapter 1 . 3/13/2010
HAHAHAHAHA I'm almost crying. That's just HAHAHAHA.
| Tiky3000 chapter 1 . 11/22/2009
When I read Dumbledore joined in, I was reminded of his brother and the rumours about the goat...
| Midnight's Queen chapter 1 . 11/18/2009
"Get out minds out of the gutter?" WHAT THE HECK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO THINK? I liked it though... It was pretty funny...
| invisiblehand chapter 1 . 8/4/2009
i'm so sorry for this, but I can't help it
for once, Harry isn't the only on scarred for life.
...i'll go away now.
| Simgold chapter 1 . 5/20/2009
Actually by mid-way I was expecting square dancing and country music, or possibly playing of accordian (although, surely nobody could be so cruel).
| Poisoned-flowers chapter 1 . 4/15/2009
I loved this! I personally thought that they were doing yoga, but tap,dancing is even funnier.
| Lady Knight Keladry chapter 1 . 1/24/2009
Oh my gosh, that's so funny! Well, what were we supposed to think? All the innuendos were there. And then there's the horrified reactions...