Okay so... I don't usually comment except in extreme circumstances. Congratulations. This is undoubtedly the absolute BEST ending to ANY Harry Potter fanfic I have ever read in 20 years of reading fanfiction. I'm not even exaggerating. Voldemort-as-potato is just. The most perfect revenge and fantastic hilarious, but also *poetiche gets his immortality after all), ending and just. Keeping it so open with everything else but still tying off the main big bad is so satisfying. (I still refuse to reread the original because that damn epilogue soured the whole series for me, it could have been satisfying, some epilogues really truly make things so great, instead it was inane and awful).

I just really wanted to compliment you on not only a really fantastic, hilarious fanfiction, but just. The ending is flat out my favorite. I will probably reread this so much just for Voldepotato. fanfuckingtastic. Amazing job.

neat sir or siret

While Potatomort is in keeping with Aperture themes, GLaDOS could have done worse to him. Urinalmort, perhaps?

Good thing Dumbledore doesn’t know about Cave’s thing with lemons. Were it me, I’d be VERY wary of a gift of lemon candy from anyone associated with Aperture. They might be a bit too… spicy.

Industrial lubricants are often laced with bittering agents to keep everything from rodents to small children from nomming them. Nintendo uses this stuff called Bittrex on its Switch cartridges, that is the bitterest thing you ever tasted even at 3-5 parts per million. I REALLY don’t want to imagine what bittering agents a company like Aperture may have developed…

The niece of a Black Mesa researcher and the daughter of a pair of dentists? Hermione is going to end up as some sort of mad dental scientist, isn’t she?

Declaring GLaDOS to be sentient and self-aware is redundant - sentient means self-aware. If you meant intelligent, the word you want is sapient.

yeah not telling them about horcruxes but expecting harry to get rid of them instead of DOING IT YOURSELF - again dumbles, so nicely done

shield him from his fame, give me a fucking break it's like lineage theft keeping everything from harry. while purebloods get all the advantages and muggleborns and halfbloods normally have ZERO career prospects, not to mention the completely subpar quality of the HG education

A cute, scary, funny must read. A very good crossover, leaving plenty to continue, but ending the plight of the red eyed snakeman.

A medium lenght, sweet, sensical and hilarious story. Thank you for the footnotes. Gonna read the sequel. Cheers

Potatomort is literally the best punishment for Voldie I have ever seen.

Potatomort.

I would like to hear more about the Onanism and Office Relationship clauses

Well, Aperture Science matches fairly well for a power Voldemort Knows Not.

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