|Reviews for Sueage|
| SpinoGuy Productions chapter 1 . 2/17
What the hell did I just read? Now, seriously, what was that? I don't- Oh, right, actual review.
Well, this story... I don't know. I just don't know. It's so weird. It's funny, but sooooo weird. Um, I don't get the decision to turn Perceptor into a chick, but hey, what do I know? I don't get Mary Sue's either. So, there is that. So, I'm just going to say it's okay. I'm not going to favorite it or anything, but it's still pretty funny. I recommend it.
| tinedanxer chapter 1 . 4/10/2008
This is just about the most hilarious story I have read on this site yet! Bravo! Excellent job! I loved it! Especially Jazz in human form trying to transform! And Perceptor's comment on Jazz making another attempt at it later in the fic! Beautiful!
| Guardian's Robot chapter 1 . 3/11/2008
Inside the Autobot’s lab, Wheeljack looked down at one of the Witwicky-sized tables. There was a microscope there and a small vial of liquid. "Wonder what that’s for," he said to himself, picking up the tiny vial and giving it a critical look. "Hm..."
OH SHIT continuation please
| Ksiezniczka chapter 1 . 2/18/2008
Lovely, simply lovely! I enjoyed this very much. I wonder how Wheeljack would look as a Mary-Sue... I can totally see "her" with giant blue earrings... ROFL...
| Water-smurf chapter 1 . 9/8/2007
I must say, this may possibly be one of the best written fics I've seen for a while. Not only was it well written, funny, and creative, but it also had Perceptor in it. (He's my favorite character. *Hugs Perceptor plushie*) D It must've been SO awkward for Jazz and Perceptor what with all the human pheromones running amok. And I suppose the sueish body Perceptor got had WAY too many hormones, (or it was PMSing,) for it to get him to start crying and then ready to kill in the course of two minutes. Possible sequal? *puppy eyes*
| NybCR chapter 1 . 9/7/2007
Last bit at the end? Dun-dun-DUN! Totally hilarious story, gotta say. Absolutely loved it.
| inggie chapter 1 . 1/29/2007
that rocked! i loved it!
| Wolf Rayet chapter 1 . 11/30/2006
Excellent story. Well detailed, unique-Perceptor's personality was right on the money. As a fan, its certainly appreciated. Wouldn't mind seeing what would happen to Optimus and Megatron in the same situation, just for kicks...
| Straya chapter 1 . 1/11/2005
Best. Transformers Fan Fic. EVER. The "He's mine, you slut!" line nearly made me spew Pepsi all over my monitor. XD Plus you worked in Tracks and Blaster! LOVE. :D
| Kezarahk chapter 1 . 9/8/2003
Laugh... high heels are right up there with poison ivy and nails on a chalkboard. Poor Perceptor. )
| Talec Arashi chapter 1 . 2/8/2003
Very dastardly. Very funny, too :D
| Ashes2 chapter 1 . 1/9/2003
That was without a doubt the GREATEST fanfic I have ever read. Peroid. Submit this to any Mary Sue contest and you'll have to with. Not winning with this fic would be a crime agaist nature!
| crazomatic chapter 1 . 1/9/2003
YEAH! That was soooo funny! Especially when Optimus found Perceptor. That part was a riot! The story was a little long, but worth it towards the end. Could their possibly be a sequel? Hmmmmm, Sueage! Great story. Oh yeah? Jazz was a white man? Thought he'd be black, but it's your call, Bye!
| Albedo chapter 1 . 1/7/2003
You see, I liked this. Dirturbingly liked it. To the extent I am fearing findign any old lady seelling any vials...
MHAHAH, poor Perceptor! I myself hate wearing high heels, I can imagine his pain!
I loved this fic. Keep on!
| SSJ-Alhazred chapter 1 . 1/7/2003
Why is there not a fic like this in EVERY category? They need it...