Absolute peak fiction

Lol

A summary I made to congratulate this story.

Christmas. A time for celebration, a time where endless joy is spent on this day that everyone can enjoy to the fullest... for those on the receiving end at least. Has no one ever stopped to ask how one man is able to deliver all that is asked upon him in one single night? No one? Well it seemed that no one did, but the unasked question was soon answered by the all too willing, overworked professors that are all too happy to bring the joy that is Christmas to everyone.

1st of 2024!

lmao

Anyone else curious if Cour will write a second part with the post-headmaster arc faculty?

Oh no! Oz killed Weiss's grandpa!

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if
you only looked at the word warning! Once there was
a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and
she lives in a mental hospital, because she killed her
mom and dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government
decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as
possible but it went wrong the machine they were
using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for
hours until she died. Now every week on the day of
her death she returns to the person that read this
letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps
into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to
ten other pictures on the site, and she will haunt
someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake,
apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten
comments in the next ten minutes you will have the
best day of your life tomorrow,

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if
you only looked at the word warning! Once there was
a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and
she lives in a mental hospital, because she killed her
mom and dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government
decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as
possible but it went wrong the machine they were
using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for
hours until she died. Now every week on the day of
her death she returns to the person that read this
letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps
into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to
ten other pictures on the site, and she will haunt
someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake,
apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten
comments in the next ten minutes you will have the
best day of your life tomorrow3

Good job

Beautiful

So in review,
Mistral: suddenly has at the very least a couple hundred children all running around with unlock aura, and presumably several now expecting soon to be single mothers (possibly also with aura unlocks)
Vacuo: a suddenly lack of coffee and intact windows,
Mantle: a prominent military officer’s property has been vandalized, and many people have liked experience an at the very least minor sexual awakening/realized they have a thing for blonds, sexy teachers, sexy librarians, women with riding crops, and or all the above
And Vale: has suddenly experience yet another crime wave, and several children now think Santa is a somewhat effeminate gangster,

And lord only knows what Ozpin did. Speaking of which what happens with menagerie?

PFFT wooow...

I don’t even know anymore...

Hot DAMN this story sucks balls. No joke; the plot, if there is even one coherent enough to be assessed, is awful.
You know what does have a good plot, though? Anything made by "I Luvgrace420" that guy knows how to write a story! Drop him a review if you get a chance, but dont hate!0.h