Author, kindly get your arse back here and post the next chapter. I am going to start pulling out my hair if I don't finish this. Please?

hermione and ron disagreeing without it becoming (albiet a guilty pleasure) gratuitous ron bashing ! *claps !* i really adore rons dialogue in this chapter :,).. ngl in the beginning their relationship felt like such a lovely breathe of fresh air from all the "ron breaks up withcheats onabuses hermione and gives her an excuse to conviniently fall into draco's lap" that i almost wish we had more of them rather than meet malfoy lol haha you orcestrated their breakup and transition beautifully! 33

THIS IS IT!? PLEASE FEED ME MORE. IM BEGGING

This chapter really made me sad for some reason. It makes me feel like people are mean to Hermione for no reason, even at Christmas. A lot of gifts were passive aggressive or selfish.I would feel so alone if I was her. It seems like everyone wants low key bully her in low key ways. It is no wonder she treats her friend kind of meanly.

Draco came round in a room that reminded him of the hospital wing of Hogwarts.
He found he couldn't really move - glancing down he saw below his lower abdomen he was heavily bandaged.
"Good morning Mister Malfoy!" a very familiar bushy haired brunette 'nurse' exclaimed opening a door. The term 'nurse' Draco used only loosely in his head, as he doubted any actual muggle nurses would wear a uniform that short.
Or made of those muggle materials that had no wizarding counterparts ... ah he remembered now latex, spandex and that PCV plastic Blaise was always drooling over, when regaling his favourite kinks ...
Also the 'Nurse Danger' badge completed the bizarre spectacle. She was also ridiculously chippwr which wasn't normal for Dang .. , err, Granger.
"Those pain numbing potions will be wearing off soon" she stated with a smile.
"What potions!" Draco exclaimed , finally breaking his silence.
"The ones you had after your castration of course" she smirked.
Malfoy junior was beyond horrifically aghast. Castration would mean a total end to the family line. All his surviving French cousins were females.
"Wwwhaart!" he managed to splutter out "YOU HAVE REMOVED MY TESTICLES!?"
"Oh of course not!" replied Granger. Draco breathed a sigh of relief. It had all been a hideous prank ...
"I didn't touch you. Hagrid did the actual operation - he's had plenty of practice on problem thestrals. And unfortunately he was a little heavy handed with the meat cleaver, kebab skewers and that rusty spoon" she continued with a bigger grin spreading "And it wasn't just your testicles - he accidentally removed your entire genitalia!" holding up a clear muggle plastic bag containing some very familiar organs to Draco's face - a look of glee on her's!
Totally speechless his hand shot to his wrapped groin - only to find it empty of contents!
"Perhaps you'll be less aggressive and nasty now?'' she quipped and left, her shapely thong clad ass swaying as she did so ...

Not that the former Slytherin school'boy' had anything left to appreciate that sight with ..
The end (of Draco's marriage prospects ... and his bloodline!).

This is no relationship. Just a stupid authoress's wishful thinking. Watch soap operas if you want this level of fucking garbage.

Well, I really liked it! _ was that the last chapter?

All marriage law stories are trash!

I did NOT want this story to end. I can’t think when I’ve enjoyed something to much—your writing is so charming and the dialogue is so droll. I kept laughing out loud. Thank you for this!

I have cackled throughout this entire fic. Like, honest to goodness cackled and smirked and outright laughed (and in public, no less) at the depictions in this fic. The humor is top notch, and the relationships are just divine. Please tell me it will be updated again?

I swear I'm trying to read this story, but Hermione is so annoying here. I don't think I've ever hated Hermione so much in any fanfic I've read. She is completely petty, stupid, uneducated and insufferable. I was very curious about this fic, but I don't know if I'll be able to read more chapters if Hermione doesn't change her attitude.

Many para

Just adorable

I felt just as shocked and horrified as Hermione upon hearing Blaise's revelation. And if it's true, it even makes me doubt wanting Hermione and Draco together. Despite how well you've written them. And also because you write Hermione so well in this book that I keep finding myself shipping her with others as well. You've given her such excellent different kinds of chemistry with Harry, Blaise and even Lucius! I kind of want stories from you with them as well :D You're just too good at writing chemistry

Man alive I love the dynamic between Lucius and Hermione in this story. It's got me wondering if you've ever written for them romantically... Then wondering if I should feel bad for wondering that!