Reviews for Fraudulent Snack Chips
Excel-chan chapter 1 . 6/19/2006
That story was just plain awesome! Randal at his best! And Randal is the best movie character ever created in my opinion so I know what I'm talking about! Awesome!
AZScorpions24 chapter 1 . 4/26/2004
omg this is fuckin brilliant!
The Author chapter 1 . 11/4/2003
Hey Bob: The reason you saw it somewhere else is that I had it posted under a different name and moved it here.
bob chapter 1 . 10/29/2003
I'm convinced you stole this idea... I'm positive I saw it somewhere else.
Tortured-Soul-so-Young chapter 1 . 10/26/2003
Amazin man. Who would have ever thunk it those naasty ass 3-D Doritos could help the amazing Randal king of hermaphorditic porn to save his life and In the Closet Dante's life.

my face hurts from laughin.
Sorna chapter 1 . 5/29/2003
Ignore the previous reviewer. Hell, I don't know what they were talking about because this wasn't even a slashfic.

Anyway, This was awesome! ROFLMAO! I could totally see this happening. I loved Randal's rant about the 3-D Doritos! It sounds exactly like something Kevin Smith would write.

Kudos! :)
gandalfthegray chapter 1 . 5/6/2003
I don't think the robber would've left, he probably would've either shot Randal or...left...

OK, ya got me there. It would be fun if you made Kevin Smith the robber (like he was in the deleted scene of Clerks where he shoots Randal), and...waitaminute, you're a slasher?

So you're gonna be all like, 'ooh, not only am I gonna make really unlikely male pairings,I'm gonna hide under people's cars, slash their ankles out and steal their valuables! I'll even make like Slashin' Samurai Jack with my Katana! Slashity slash!'

Well I got news for you, bub, after reading a Gundum Wing fic with Heero and Quatre as lovers, I've realized I don't take kindly to your slashity ways. So I'm going to use my flamethrower, which I've been saving for just such an occasion as this! Flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameity flameiyt flameity flameity flame!

There! 37 times! How d'ya like it, punk!

(just kiddin'. But Dante and Randal, Gay? No way, dude. Holden and Banky maybe, but not D & R!)
GetchooTom1 chapter 1 . 1/27/2003
It actually seems like a conversation Dante and Randal would have.. which makes it all the more enjoyable. *hats off* -Getchy
UK Renegade chapter 1 . 1/23/2003
A very original story that left me thinking how on earth you managed to come up with such a strange yet compelling story?

Well Done anyway!
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsFedzgurl chapter 1 . 1/18/2003
lol... I didn't *totally* get it, seeing how I've never seen the movie... but this was extremely funny. :-P

Well Done Alex!