Reviews for If the Wolf Only Knew
StarShipDelta chapter 1 . 1/2/2006
:falls out of her chair: Hahaha! This is great...poor Saitou, he had NO idea what he walked into. Such a funny case of mistaken identities. I loved the line when the real guy showed up though: this is supposed to be our new police uniform, then I quit. :tries to imagine Saitou in shorts: Hm...

Anyway, funny story, keep up the good work, I got a definate kick out of this one! :walks off chuckling:
xxxREDACTEDxxx chapter 1 . 7/16/2005
Haha! If there's anything I like more than torturing Sano, it's torturing Saitou! Nice going!
Iridescent Chicanery chapter 1 . 5/18/2005
*collapses with laughter* Ah our poor Saitou! He seemed so scared! Hee hee! How would Tokio have reacted to someone else ripping his shirt...hm...? Perhaps a new variation of gatotsu would arise, eh? Ah but that was funny! Poor 'old' wolf...what jobs they make him do!
Firefury Amahira chapter 1 . 1/21/2003
Oh good goddess, I just about choked laughing! This is great! D Any chance of a second chapter or a sequel of something when the wolf /does/ know? D
Leila Winters chapter 1 . 1/21/2003
! It's too good! I cannot believe that Saitou would get stuck in such a position and that Tokio would have enjoyed herself at such a rowdy party! (And to think, she probably went to a few bases wtih those guys! Hahaha...)

Ah...I LOVED Saitou gripping his katana tightly and saying "Do not touch me." It sounded so deadly and I enjoyed it thoroughly. I don't know...something about dangerous guys that just make ya all tingly...ya know?

Hope you get some other good stuff up! But I DO have a question...how is it that Saitou DID get sent to that place? Couldn't have just been complaints of noise, was it?
IceRain chapter 1 . 1/20/2003
An interesting start! Yo, man! It is unnecessary for tokio to have THAT kind of gathering coz she will get a damn good man/husband anyway! who is better that saitou huh? :)
kamorgana chapter 1 . 1/20/2003
Bachelorette parties are a hell to organize, I understand...Ok,I would have liked it more if it had been a A/U fic, but as I'm far from being a specialist of historical accuracy (and it's not the point here)... Funny fantasy!

Ahem...Tokio in sandwich between two men? I choked...(when you have Saitoh, do you care about anybody else?) Let's hope HE never learns ...(0)
Baby-Neko chapter 1 . 1/18/2003
LOL. Oh, my. I see what you mean now. BUt all I have to say is that that is hilarious. :: walks away laughing histarically ::

~NekoYasha~