|Reviews for Artemis Fowl: The Ivory Files|
| Mysterious Wolf chapter 2 . 4/3
Anyway. A comedy author like you is a breath of fresh air. In fact, if you are willing I would like to do a colaboration piece of you are interested. Get back to me at
(That name came from a mental breakdown)
Anyway cheers. Also. The light side may have cookies. But the dark side has ice cream.
Quoted by an old man, and a guy with an obnoxious bowler hat. Ciao
| Mysterious Wolf chapter 2 . 4/3
I like vegemite, can you swim?
Roses are red
Boats have anchors
Crunchy nut cornflakes
Are just frosties for wankers.
Now. With the more inane side of me finished their rant, I would like to say congrats. Great story so far and I'm looking forward to reading more. I myself am a budding fanfiction author who tends to focus on the darker side of stuff, so a good comedy author like yourself is a breath of fre-PANCAKES!- sorry
| Ultimateblack chapter 8 . 10/5/2014
What I thought was an adventure story is now a crack fic... God bless ye all
| krissygarza12 chapter 5 . 7/24/2014
I just realized Human Ivory are our teeth.
| Spudtron98 chapter 2 . 3/21/2013
Oh wait. This is actually closer to the work of Kitty0706.
| Spudtron98 chapter 1 . 3/21/2013
Jesus Christ, were you inspired by Rubberfruit or something?
| blueshroom chapter 12 . 12/27/2012
Me:toobolken(did i spell that right?) obviusly has a brain stuck to his squid.
Bob: 0.o (no more suger for you)
Me:NO! SSSSSUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEERRRRR !
...ya, i suck at this. but you dont! go you!
| blueshroom chapter 11 . 12/27/2012
you will always be funny. just keep writeing about the netherworld fiamengo.
| blueshroom chapter 9 . 12/27/2012
im laughing so hard right now! anyway i wuold love to be in your stories! belladonna edgly,sprite, at your service!
i have green eyes black floor length hair( always gets in the way of my wings -.-) uhhhm...thats about it! email me at for a yay/nay.
| Guest chapter 8 . 12/27/2012
GO SUGAR AND HYPERNESS!
have you ever tryed ginger ale and orange juice? its goooooood: )
| blueshroom chapter 3 . 12/26/2012
OH MY GODS YES MORE OF NETHERWORLD FLAMINGO AND BOB! I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING!
quote from bob: OMG, WHAT IS THAT? SHOULD I WORSHIP IT?
please,i beg of you, blueshroom
| blueshroom chapter 2 . 12/26/2012
wait... your a squid too? awesome! im black with green polka dots.
meep meep meep, blueshroom
| blueshroom chapter 1 . 12/26/2012
where can i find this mistical "flamingo"?
no seriously, i would fit right in there...i certanly dont fit in here.
keep going, blueshroomAKAcharlottemclean
| Guest chapter 16 . 7/17/2011
What happened to Bob? Does he starve, or does Mel save him? And does Holly get used as a mop or what? Where's Trouble? And who the hell just kidnapped Arty?
Why is Juliet into slash LOTR fanfics? Since when does Opal Koboi know the Silmarillion? Who is this random Takaban-birdy-dude? And what's Kitsune got to do with any of this?
| Guest chapter 2 . 7/13/2011
I wanted to re read this so I searched all over the site using keywords like 'blobfish', 'flamingo' and 'caspian', these being some of the things I remembered as unique to the story. However, I couldn't find it, and started typing in random words. The first one was tiramisu... Lead me straight to you. Why is it that you can never find what you're looking for until you give up?
Anyway, I love this story. Eighth re read. Gets a little confusing towards the end (that is, it kind of deviates from.. Well, whatever the thing was where the plotline was supposed to be) but, heyho, it's all part of the fun.
BEST ARTY QUOTE EVER: '"We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon," said Root' Root, The Arctic Incident, as Mulch is explaining the way into Koboi Labs.
RANDOM QUOTE: '"I can tell we're going to get along like a house on fire. There may be no survivors."' Miss Tick, The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett.
RANDOM PARROT: Come to the dark side... We have cookies!
From... I'm not entirely sure who.