Lol if only Pyrrha knew what Jaune did to Ruby

welp you done fucked up juane

I love how you barely have to change Port to turn him into a caracature. But still, his colleague sweating was apparently enough to get him to start telling a story form his youth?

Well... that was a bit OOC for Ruby...

This is brilliant!

Damn. For a parody story, Ozpin is scary as hell.

Ozpin is a Troll King
lol

A prank Qrow plays on Ozpin:
He switches Ozpin's premium roasted high-grade Mistralian coffee beans...with some cheap expired shit he found in a shady 99 cent store

The one thing Qrow could do that would make Ozpin declare utter war: destroy his coffee mug.

Catapult in the fridge

Alright, I can say, I couldn't stop grinning and laughing while reading these last two chapters. Glad you liked my idea, Grim Blade. As a continuation to the Ozpin vs Qrow prankwar idea I had, I think Qrow should do something to Glynda that would only make her think it was Ozpin related and would be something she'd know Ozpin would do.

Can't wait to see more of these short stories I'm really loving these.

For the prank war, Qrow starts his counter by replacing all of Ozpin's coffee with either mud or soda. Ozpin could retaliate by claiming that the school nurse is interested in Qrow, but either she is uninterested (for any reason you could make) and slaps Qrow, or he gets covered in syrup and feathers as he walks through the door (the nurse could have been involved with that).

Nora could start her rampage by injuring Cardin and/or Mercury, riding on top of Yatsuhashi's shoulders like an Ursa while kicking him in the sides, and even making a smoke bomb filled with catnip and blasting it at Sun and Blake. Just some ideas. I really want the "Mercury in pain" scenario most.

Why is the chapter named Ozpin's revenge? I don't remember anyone pranking him for him to want revenge.

Prank on ozpin by qrow: when ozpin isn't looking switch his coffee for a cup of soy sauce or something else that looks like coffee

Funny story man, hope u continue