This was freaking hilarious and I wish it had gone on longer. The only thing that could have made it better is a delightfully unhinged Theo & Luna (I'm imagining them married to one another) showing up to bring their own brand of quirky to the situation.

This is really good! What a great idea!

Really liked this one

For reasons I cannot even begin to explain (let alone understand myself) I love the Bach franchise. I never watched it till late in college because obviously it’s stupid but some of those clout-chasing, semi-delusional, “I’m here for the right reasons, contestants just get to me. The ones who, for whatever reason, really be out here thinking, yeah I can find love like this. Some of them really believe it and honestly, love them for it. They’re wrong and like definitely a little crazy, but love them all the same. Nothing warms my tummy like a little bit of mindless reality TV literally created to pull at our heartstrings. Oh, and a bit of red wine.

The only thing better than Bach? Harry Potter Bach.

Okay but picturing Chris Harrison talking to all of the contestants and the Bachelorette the same way Lee Jordan does with Hermione is SENDING ME. I actually love the Bachelor franchise and it’s honestly much too overlooked in fan fiction. I mean, the opportunity for hilarity is unmatched but especially as the show goes on, the angst, drama and love can be ramped up to unearthly levels. I mean, it literally writes itself.

Okay so I’m OBVIOUSLY team Draco here but also I am so so deep in Team Harry it should be illegal. If this was the 150K multi chapter fic I’ve essentially demanded from you in every review I know the pain would fucking kill me when she let Harry go. God, it would hurt so good.

Surf’s Up is easily one of my favorite movies and if Lee Jordan isn’t the epitome of Cody Maverick then idk who is. I fucking love this Drabble and I’m going to be SO MAD when I finish all the parts. It’s 11 PM, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow! This is RUDE! But I’m obsessed and also upset that I’ll probably finish this before midnight and I would rather be late for my appointment and have 150K words.

Listen, I mean this in the best possible way. I love this but I also hate that I love this. Not for any reason about your writing or the story or anything. This is pure genius in the wildest, most crack fic way ever. And my only problem with it (and it’s a BIG problem so listen UP) is that it’s not a 150K, detailed stand alone story with like 38 chapters for me to devour until my eyes are dry and stop working and I discover it’s 6 AM and I have only an hour to sleep before my dentist appointment at 7:30.

Love it!

Hilarious! Lol

Such a great ending filled with so much hilarious commentary from Lee haha. Loved the heart to heart from Harry and Hermione. You can love someone differently and I love how you stated that they missed their chance of recreating what was happening between them in the tent. I agree! Love the Dramione fluff live at the end! Thank you.

Ahhh Draco being vulnerable is everything! And I liked how you wrote her remembering what happened with her and Draco ) love this as always

This story is so good! Anyone would put it on their rec reading list! I love everything about it! Great writing as always

OMG Lee's commentary is everything! I was hella cracking up in this chapter! Your writing is so good! I can't wait to read more! Woo

Ahhhh I love the Bachelorette fic! So funny the behind the scenes! Can't wait to read more!