Reviews for GATE: Thus The Blood Gulchers Kicked Ass Here
Uruguay Wolf chapter 14 . 7/15
Tucker is the GOAT, MY GOAT
Spades231 chapter 22 . 7/1
Fantastic chapter. Great work.
Mercenary X chapter 22 . 7/1
"I Am The Sprinkle of Death Upon Your Cone of Suffering!"

I AM CALLING IT! That was pure Caboose!
Noxim chapter 22 . 6/29
love the chapter, and I absolutely love the freelancers slowly realizing that Tex is actually the calmer side of the relationship and instead, it's Chruch who's the batshit crazy psycho
Infinity343 chapter 22 . 6/29
This story is so interesting and entertaining it’s currently one of my favorite RVB and Gate fanfics
AgentNewMexico chapter 22 . 6/28
Please tell me that next chapter we'll have the POV of the empire's soldiers alongside the other world's residents watching the one sided battle.
Guest8492 chapter 22 . 6/27
Damnit we are So CLOSE to the real meat of The First Battle of Alnus Hill and it's already the 8th anniversary of this Story; the Anticipation is Killing me!

More AI shenanigans with Church with Gamma being threatened with a "Tucker's porn collection enema" as one reviewer put it putting a smile on my face. Then Tucker himself getting laid probably not happening.

And finally the Meta Reveals himself; I get the horrid feeling he's gonna run through the Gate, get caught up in the absolute Bedlam and escape into the Sanderan Hinterland. I don't wanna even Think about what Sigma might get up to in a World of God's, Magic and Demihumans; but it won't be anything good. Probably try to become the Apostle of Palapon the God of Vengeance or flat out become a God at the worst. Though with the Meta on the loose it'll hopefully light a fire under the Oversight committee's collective asses to round up a more proper expeditionary force from the UNSC to hunt down such a dangerous Rogue Asset. As much as I like the Blood Gulchers and how powerful they are they physically can't be everywhere or hold much ground in Sanderan Empire territory on a continent the size of Eurasia.

Though I wonder how the Gate worlders are gonna react to Halo style AIs and broken fragments of them from Freelancer at that; is it gonna look like chopped up pieces of souls hanging around inanimate objects? Oh and Tucker is gonna get into So Much Trouble with the Ladies in this place and Sister with who knows what...
Leaf Ranger chapter 22 . 6/27
Well shit, Sigma and the Meta have detected Church/Alpha. Guess we'll se eif this becomes something bad or good in the long run. It'd be a nice twist if it was good actually. But we'll see i suppose.

And aawwww, darn. I'm really hoping Tucker did get some action there.

And Carolina is probably starting to realize just what she's now getting ehrself into.

Great work, as usual. Keep it up!
HaloZealotDemon chapter 22 . 6/27
Sigma/Meta on some Cell shit, going on about perfection.

I'm half convinced he's going to start singing if he somehow gets all of the AIs together.
W8W chapter 22 . 6/27
Right Washington and Carolina don't know how crazy situation is.

How casual they are about empire army attack is really funny.

Meta is here, this may be first real danger heroes face. Maybe it is crazy theory but after he fail to defeat overwhelming numbers he will run away to other world and R&B will chase after him.
hunter 139 chapter 22 . 6/27
Ah, and there's the Meta. Was wondering when he was going to show up. Probably won't be quite as powerful as he was in canon, due to most of the Freelancers he stole armor enhancements and AI from being still alive and free, but then again, even without said enhancements, he's still a force of nature.

Also, Wash at least has got to realize by now that Church is the Alpha, right? He figured it out pretty damn quickly in canon, and seeing as he has the Director's memories through Epsilon, he's probably figured out that two Leonard Churches means one is the Alpha.
NewMystery356 chapter 22 . 6/27
I’ll say it as many times as possible; I LOVE your dialogue! Its like Red vs Blue from the good old days~ Gamma being threatened with a “porn enema” is something I’ve only ruminated on a few times; not in RvB itself, but more of a “You got mail!” moment from Digimon but with porn instead of emails. As for Sigma’s little cutaway, I’m eager to see how Vegito will clash against Majin Buu over there.
blaiseingfire chapter 22 . 6/27
Uh oh, the Meta is on the move. Bet it won’t be long until until he shows up.
TheAzureKnight chapter 22 . 6/27
So, the next chapters are going to be about the second battle between the Gluchers and Saderians?
Hooray! More Bloodshed and Death! :D
SPARTAN-626 chapter 22 . 6/26
Another chapter well done and Im still loving the humor going on here, tope quality and so fitting to RvB. Nice touch with adding the Meta at the end and good to finally seeing him here and cant wait to see when and how he appears in Blood Gulch. Cant wait to see how the fight in the next chapter goes and how the roman rip offs second assault fails and how our fav band of idiots hold out and rack up their kill counts
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