I am going to bang my head against a wall. No! Like, I get where they're both coming from, but that doesn't mean I have to approve of it!

SAY THE ACTUAL WORDS. He's so close! We know he feels it!

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER! And they told each other in potentially the hottest scenario possible?

*face palm* For being the brightest witch of her age, Hermione really didn’t think that one through, did she? Yikes! Her panic-induced lie is bound to end, uh, interestingly

I CAN’T WITH THIS. Oh, Draco is really having fun tormenting Neville, isn’t he? All of these sex ed classes have been so funny, but this one just was on another level!

Oh Neville. Sweet, naive Neville...

“Pureblood traditions be damned, this intoxicating muggleborn witch, that went against everything he once stood for, procured an emotion from him that he'd never, in his entire life, been privy to: complete.” That line, on top of Draco’s bit on not thinking the word girlfriend is enough... He has completely, totally, and utterly fallen for her.

Oh, I know Neville thinks he’s doing what’s best for Hermione, but he likes he so much, he’s hoping for any reason to believe she isn’t actually with Draco! And in his defense in this scenario, it really does sound that way! I’m cringing just thinking about what’s going to happen next with Neville... It won’t be pretty

No. No no no no. No no no no no no! Neville, NO!

I had a feeling they’d make the best of their “detentionAnother steamy chapter!

I absolutely played Collar Full before reading this chapter. Fantastic song choice and really plays to the emotion of this chapter so well! Draco’s smitten and it’s not just physical! If she’s gonna be the death of him, that’s certainly the way Draco wants to go

Not that they haven’t all been great, but these past two chapters have had me cackling! Oh god, those two students! I can’t. I simply can’t! And then at the end when Draco says “I expect you bright and early at breakfast tomorrow and still a virgin,” I lost it. So good!

Oh, I believe this is my favorite chapter so far! The switching perspectives at the beginning was so much fun (again, poor Neville!), but it became all the better with the ensuing food fight! If that’s not flirting, then I don’t know what is! And then for them to get a hundred house points taken away from their houses! What a wonderfully humorous little bit!

*fans self* Well hot damn! What a chapter! *takes another moment to cool self off* If that’s just one item off the list, then we are in for a treat as more things get crossed off!

*fans self* Well hot damn! What a chapter! *takes another moment to cool self off* If that’s just one item off the list, then we are in for a treat as more things get crossed off!