'she started it'

I've only read seven chapters so far and I'm surprised Draco hasn't actually died of utter shock and embarrassment in chapter 7. Absolutely hilarious

Malfoy a prude number 7

Such a fun, entertaining, and funny read! Just couldn’t get on board Neville’s and Ron’s characterizationit might just be me but their relationships with Hermione felt so toxic? She was reduced to some bumbling, flustered girl when dealing with them (maybe mostly Ron) which was a stark contrast to her strong, cool, sexually positive character.

Just completed my fifth re-read and I swear this only gets better every time. Sending love and sweet baby dragons!

The audacity of long-bottom!

Amazing story, glad I discovered it, even if I'm really late to the party. Well written too! So many setups and payoffs, unusually cohesive story arc for fanfiction. I love... it!

Hermione to Draco after un-engorging Liam's penisDon't get a fat head" pfahaha
How is that not a pun Draco double over laughing at.
Anyway, love the story so far.
The items on the list have so far been gloriously erotic!
Tuonra

Loved this sooo much!

can you please let draco kiss and lick hermione ass?

Thank you for this. I just happened upon it the other day when I needed a laugh. This was so witty and entertaining to read! I found myself laughing out loud, yelling, and cheering at parts too.

Okay honestly I hate smut, I don't care about it and it's not in my interest to read it if I am being honest. It kinda gives me cringe creeps... But I really enjoyed this story, because it had a great plot and it was very funny. everything was just perfect... The only thing I was a bit sad about, was that you haven't wrotten about McGonagall finding out about them, which would have been very funny I suppose. I loved the food fight, it made me laugh very much. You also captured Ginny remarkable well and it made me very happy to read that. I loved the characters cornelia and Liam, super cute. All in all this was great and you are a good writer...

(Also writing about Sex openly is very nice to ready because well, it's important)

okay I am now by Chapter four and this really is enjoyable ...I wm laughing so much!

A very fun story. Thank you for writing it and sharing it!

This story is absolutely amazing i love it

Also at the consent part (only brits will understand) all i could think of is “if they are unconscious do not give them tea”