This is good! FINISH IT OR I WILL SEND MY PET MONSTER ON YOU.
Then...
He'll be corrupted by you, an author...
then he'll write stories...
...
Yeah, I'll send my pet monster on you.

I don't know enough about Majora to dispute any of this as canon. It'd be cool if it was. I only know about that Manga origins.

I almost got the Fierce Diety, but I failed the Sun Mask quest, where you're leading Kafei, or helping Kafei race against the thief, uh... I lost whatever that was in two seconds, cause I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't doing it again. My own fault for going after the heart piece the first run, that burned me out.

Lol. Why do all 100 of the rules work so well with Zelda. For example, I read the original 100 list right before I read this, and I immediately thought of Telma with rule 31.
Can you see if you can put some of the original Zelda and The Adventure of Link in this. I know that the don't have the most investing storiesz but it would be nice to see all the gamss represented.
Or Link's Awakening. Good story, but no main villian.
Or even the 1987 tv series. "Well exuuuuuuse me, Princess!"

Great work! Can't wait to see all 100 rules in Zelda!

Rule 32: All extremely gifted animals, such as horses, wolves, monkeys, or large birds of prey, shall be immediately captured or killed, to prevent the Hero from gaining their aid.

Off the top of my head, but I think it works. Epona, the Loftwing, the Monkeys in Twilight Princess, etc, all helped Link greatly. Getting rid of these would be a great boon to an evil overlord

Huh. On one hand, reinforcement. On the other, no romantic subplot.
I like how it's hard to tell what happened with the Twilight Realm. And the popular hole in the wall bar.

i like this. bye i say in monotone

Lol this gets more and more hilarious

Kronk’s Devil:
Reason number two: look what I can do!

Wow. I get it. Right now, you're not trying to make sense anymore. This is delightful. Zelda should give more advice. I'm enjoying this more than I should. Please continue this fic.

Indeed, it is suite difficult to kill people in the name of the Light when they don't look evil.

We get solid advice for research paper writing now too. This is great!

I kinda wish you’d “Zelda-fy” some of these. Like this one would include fairies, friendly woodland creatures, exorcising ancestral spirits, etc.

I love codex so much

Not gonna lie, at the end of all this I totally want Link to became an Evil Overlord.

Uh, royal purple does go good with pumpkin orange, what are you talking about?
Glad to see not all the villains are setting bad examples though