Peahats?
Zant and I are interested now...

I'd probably say "yes, this is all about blah blah blah die now"

D.

Of course.

How does Zant even wear a peahat? I think the ones in Twlilight Princess are pretty big. Does he just somehow balance it on top of his head?

Regardless, this is an awesome story/list thing. I'm definitely looking forward to the rest of it!

This is amusing but begs two questions; how is this version of Link getting all of this multivers "history," and why is he making a list of what not to do when you take over the world?!

Well, in Ganondorf's defense, he had no real intention of hurting Wind or Tetra until Daphnes touched the Triforce. While Ganondorf is evil, by the time TWW rolls around, he was also honest, considering he could see the Hero's New Clothes.

Are you going to do one for Breath of the Wild? Or wait for more plot details (whenever we get anything, that is.)?

This is great-also, Bagel is back...I think...

Ah, Monologue No Jutsu( or, since it's LoZ, shouldn't it be the Villain's Monologue?).

Now this I never got. Why not just destroy the object that is your weakness?

No matter how much of a moron Voldemort was, at least he had the right idea, still bit him in the pasty ass, but I digress.

This reminds me of martial arts vs. Modern arts

This is gonna be a cliché destroying joy, won't it?

Ah yes, the classic large ventilation shaft. Such a dead horse.

Haven't even played a Link Between Worlds and I will never take Yuga seriously.

Ah a classic, the villain's gloat. Allowing heroes to triumph over villains since stories were first told.
Can't wait for more!

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