Reviews for Dear Solid Snakeface
omarnomimaya chapter 1 . 11/1
I hope pedigrew is at least an ugly feather.
Cpatt chapter 1 . 7/30/2023
That Owl did not just say “Beam me up Scotty!” XD
Xanxus1027 chapter 1 . 12/20/2022
Plz tell me the stray cat was actu mcgonagall that would’ve made it so much funnier in my opinion
Hair Dryer chapter 1 . 4/6/2021
Funny
HpFaN2o0r chapter 1 . 1/7/2021
perfect. loved it.
Anonymous chapter 1 . 7/29/2020
What the bloody hell did I just read?
derl chapter 1 . 5/17/2020
lol well the order got that coming
dcoon chapter 1 . 6/3/2019
i thought that this was funny though it would have been funnier if it either wasnt poisoned or dudley ate the poisoned food instead.
Awritingbookworm chapter 1 . 5/24/2019
What? I have no idea what I just read! But it is amazing!
Gar-gander Gold-bound 72 chapter 1 . 1/18/2019
Wonderful...just...wonderful.
Gangstanibba chapter 1 . 7/26/2018
Epic one shot. Lol. I haven't laughter so much in long time.

Sry for bad English.
Ciardha Fiachra chapter 1 . 7/2/2018
Hey Dash! I flew here from discord and binge read this. I'm not a fan of HP, but it was freakin' hilarious.
[Hairy ArmPitter (The Boy Who Needs A Razor To Shave His Armpit Hair Because It Has Been Growing Like A Forest This Summer And His Relatives Don't Really Want To Buy Him Anything And He Isn't Allowed Out Of The House To Buy It Himself] Oh gosh, I was howling with laughter till I had tears in my eyes.
[And promptly keeled over and died.] LOL. I'm a fan of quirky sense of humor. And you got me here.
It was a really good read. Well done!
Wish I could reach this level of quirk. *sob*
benrobbins77 chapter 1 . 6/20/2018
Funny, if baffling.
TheNorwegianAuthor chapter 1 . 5/21/2018
Hahahahaha, this was epic! XD

Your oneshots are hillarious!

Hahaha, its be fun with an actual fanfic that had the same beginning as this one, but instead of Voldemort poisoning him, he actually sent a care package, and they continued writing each other the entire summer, with Voldemort sending the care packages, and somehow got attached to each other, making Voldemort rethink his evil plans and trying to convert Harry and make him his second in command or heir or something, and Harry refusing.
Then they would reach the final battle, and Voldemort would actually be relieved when he died, instead of killing Harry, and Harry would discretly mourn his waward food supplier and write a book or something.
And of course Voldemort actually made Harry his heir and gave him everything.

Yup, that would be an epic fic.
(Sorry for babbling)
Zero Rewind chapter 1 . 2/24/2018
Did you seriously blacklist me for calling you out on plagiarizing a year ago?
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