Wow! This really blew me away, so much cool sci fi and sexy times! Woohoo!

Yeah not a fan of slutty/whore Fleur.

Yeah, no. Just no. This must be a crack-fic. This is just too weird and silly-stupid not to be. It isn't even a good crack-fic. There is no structure or reason to this mess.

In all honesty I had no idea what to expect when I started this story. I was absolutely hooked a quarter way into the first chapter by how hilarious the story is and I wanted to see where it would go. One of the things I liked about it was the running joke/theme with the title. For the most part I really enjoyed the story, unfortunately things went a bit wonky with all the wives and then the Beltane rituals. Really this needs to be listed as a harem piece in the summary. Now that aspect didn't bother me too much until the part where Harry just seemed to be continuously shagging almost everyone. When did he have time for anything else with all those women? Seriously there was an entire chapter of him basically doing just that towards the end of the story. While all that was happening he was also supposed to be running his Duchy, puttering around the farm, doing things at the college, going to events with the royal family, exercising, and apparently playing a sport. When did he sleep?

However for the most part it was a very interesting story and absolutely hilarious. I enjoyed seeing Harry as intelligent and powerful even if he didn't want to be in a position of power. He absolutely grew into the role by the end. The fact his language never improved and only got worse was also a bonus. This piece also contained some of the funniest and creative swears I've ever read. I also really liked the military aspects of the story even though all the terminology got very confusing. Personally I would have liked for many things to have been shown in greater depth.

We never learned what exactly Dumbledore had done to Harry, though I can imagine quite a few awful things. I would have liked to know what it was specifically in this piece. The romance between Harry and Hermione moved rather quickly and then several other women seemed to quickly become part of that mix. I would have enjoyed seeing that build a bit slower or have had a bit more background/backstory on that. The women basically tossing themselves at a taken man wasn't really explained either, but they did realize that something was going on with their willingness to share. Some of that really just felt like it needed a bit more of a defined time and structure. On that note the time frame got rather confusing at parts as well. And then we have Death and the acknowledgement that deities and personifications exist. I really wasn't expecting that. Perhaps a bit more foreshadowing than that small bit with Luna would have made that fit better in the overall story. It seemed very sudden. Let's not forget the Mars venture. Now I liked the idea of that. It was sudden as well but an interesting concept.

I would have liked to see more of the world building and the thought processes for the inventions. How they got the ideas and knowledge on how to follow through with them. Again, how Harry even had time to at some points. While this was a hilarious and interesting piece several bits seemed rushed due to the time frame not being easily noticed or the knowledge of such things being suddenly unveiled. I did however enjoy the overall story and spent a good bit of it laughing.

Is this part of something else? I feel like I stepped into the middle of something here.

Harry is NOTHING like Gold Finger. Now you want to see a match? Look no further then George Soro's it's almost as if he got inspired by him somehow and thought to imitate his lifestyle. Sad thing is Soro's when he was in a concentration camp conspired with the officers to turn Jews in for bribes and favors then later wrecked economies in nations he deemed 'too big to fail'.

He was directly responsible for the Stirling pound crash which if you took higher economic classes in the 70s/80s he was often mentioned as an example of how NOT to do things and why you don't want to be like him.

It’s fun so far. May be change your spell check from drug to drag. Totally understand as it happens to everyone. I’m enjoying it and am looking forward to the next. Thanks for writing and letting us come along for your ride

I'm beginning to suspect that I never finished this story the first time I read it and I know why. it's like a fascist red Nick's wet dream.

I largely ignored the pro-royal family propaganda as necessary for the story, despite my general opinion of the being worthless parasitic leeches,but Andrew? fuck that piece of shit pedophile.

underworld crossover?

SIGH... the underage sex hits right out the gate in a ridiculous manner. Still, I snuck a peek at later chapters which seem interesting, so I'm powering through.

couldn't get pass chapter 3.

I love this story sooo much. I have read it many times now and it always gives me the giggles.

This was hilarious! Thank you for sharing it with us, I loved it.

100 for the death eater named "Rupert Grint", you're right, it does sound like their kind of name, I laughed myself sick :-)