Reviews for Priorities
Nocturnal2015 chapter 1 . 6/23
Lmao dayum
VidereLux chapter 1 . 7/30/2017
Dear Merlin, you have me so out of breath laughing! Thanks!
Emiliya Wolfe chapter 1 . 7/29/2017
So a friend recommended this fic to me, and I had no idea what it was about, except that it was a Voldemort one-shot. Imagine my surprise when I found this. It is hilarious! Wormtails characterisation is completely on point, and I imagine him having flash-backs to his school days with Minnie breathing down his neck like a dragon.
So Tom's a little OOC. That's all right, the humour makes up for it. Is it wrong that I read Voldemort's sentences in Trump's voice? I can imagine this being something Trump would say...
I kind of want a follow-up where Wormtail has to search for Erumpent musk; it would be hilarious if he had to collect it himself.
Gnoloo chapter 1 . 7/15/2017
It's nearly midnight and I just laughed so LOUD! Dear Gods up above, my face is actually flushed from reading this.

I accept this as canon! None can convince me otherwise.
PaigeAdams5972 chapter 1 . 2/14/2017
This is hilarious! Thank you!
ozzymandius chapter 1 . 2/13/2017
oh god I'm crying this is hilarious xD
2am chapter 1 . 2/12/2017
*lmao* this! this! perfection!
Anonymous chapter 1 . 2/12/2017
This is lovely and also probably how it went down.
Primrue chapter 1 . 2/12/2017
Hahahahaha, I love this! Excellent work!
Caitiann chapter 1 . 2/12/2017
For some reason I can easily imagine this as Trump.

Great fun!
sunset oasis chapter 1 . 2/12/2017
omg this is hilarious and brilliant!
Entwinedlove chapter 1 . 2/12/2017
It definitely made me laugh. Thanks for posting! chapter 1 . 2/12/2017
haha, thanks for this morning laugh. you're great! chapter 1 . 2/12/2017
I'm sure I about killed myself laughing. This is amazing. Thank you for it!
Colubrina chapter 1 . 2/12/2017

you have killed me. I am dead.


This is both too funny, and disturbingly canon compliant.
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