You really should have shown Sal's reaction to "We have all of the Acromantula silk." Especially after the insistence on not asking too many questions. I mean...Harry probably knows CRP by now, right?

Well, I've figured out what I like about this story now. I'm that new guy who's apparently rarer than unicorn farts that reviewed chapter 2 or something.

Anyway, I like how this story, instead of taking the usual fanon route of bashing on everyone who isn't currently popular, just kind of takes a step back and has a laugh about how ridiculous Harry's life is, all the while making it a bit more ridiculous to emphasize the point as Harry just kind of rolls with it and stays pretty believably in character. So yeah. Keep doing that.

~feauxen

Blah, blah, first time reader and shit.

This review tells you nothing about your story, and it's a waste of both of our times.

Excellent sense of humor about all this. I'm really sick of the angst, bashing, and general pettiness of most fanfiction. Honestly, where is peoples sense of fun and the tried and true method of "I don't give a fuck."

I just found this story and have to say I love it. Can't wait to read more!

Good story. Sad at shortness.
Your life sounds like a funny sitcom

I so love your story, this is simply hilarious ;)

honestly I'm not sure which I found more amusing, the proper chapter which had me sniggering, an smiling the whole way...or the short-story at the end which had me laughing and wishing I could have been a fly on the wall 3

keep up the good work! _

that was great...
eagerly awaiting to read more :)

You, good sir, are my new favorite author.

Yes, it's Smee, you-know-who, I survived these cold and harsh weeks without a new chapter.
And I will brave the next ones too, your stories are worth it. And sometimes the only thing brightening my day.
Sometimes I wish you would write more, but you have a family and family comes first.

You are hilarious, your writing is hilarious, so pretty please continue to make me laugh with this lovely little story (and author's notes)! You said the response to your last chapter was underwhelming, so I want you to know that at least one of your readers is getting much-needed chuckles, giggles, and snorts from you efforts. So thank you, muchly. _

This is goddamn glorious, heh.

I read all of these when they come out, definitely awesome. I wonder if Minerva is just going to bring the kids in, share firewhiskey with them, and say fuck it, what help do you need? That would probably be the best course of action considering Harry's history.

Lol, love it!