Fun story

PS always spend the extra for match grade rounds.
It will save time and causes fewer headaches and less cursing.

Alexander Harris goes as a heavily modified version of the Witcher except it's the far future and the planet that the Witcher is on whatever it's called has to read institute the Witcher program but the problem is they have to use science to do it AKA Halo Witcher crossover now this is where it gets strange he gets all the benefits memories of guaranteed it's all the memories of master chief and his technology including all potential upgrades for that technology and he gets the memories and knowledge of the blended universe character he went as including all potential s for that magitec technology but something occurs All this knowledge and skill stuff and power broke something inside of Alexander Harris who remembered his past life as a AU version of Harry Potter (the most badass version of Harry Potter as possible AKA He's partially assientist partially Tony Stark 5.0 and he still wizard sorcerer thingy) Alexander Harris schools back in time to ensure that he dresses up as this character and recovers his memories as that version of Harry Potter therefore that version of Harry Potter that version of all three other guys gets blended together in that blend gets blended together with Alexander Harris and the steering wheel being affected by Harry Potter mostly The reason why he did this is because he added onto the costume a bill of equivalent change that would activate upon his being sent into another universe for being in that other universe for a modded period of time he gets to keep on powers and knowledge and abilities and be sent back to his universe with all the technology labs and manpower he would ever need then you can have a story of this version of Alexander Harris invading other dimensions around his own in order to shore up the state ability of his and all the good guy dimensions AKA he makes it harder and harder for a hell gate to open on his world eventually he starts to figure out way too replicate the Source Wall what separating all reality and hell with heavy modifications including and adaptating power for the wall and have multiple walls so they can learn from each other in order to make it harder and harder for them whatever hell decen's to make it through and if it can pass through the wall the wall has been modified to make it more efficient at trapping anyone trying to enter or exit hell except out of specific points that are guarded by angels way more effectively (AKA God can go back to the old system where demons can only go exit out as a test or certain people that can handle it that has been hand picked from God and is being heavenly watched and monitored by heaven angels and other people that decide to work with God and empowered by God to do those tasks) long story short The demons can't do whatever they want anymore and they can only do things with God's permission and only when God thinks that their like a 300% chance that they can't tempt manipulate cohorts or in track or make a deal with whoever they want whenever they want how are they want and if God believes that person after a lot of studying and future seeing will negatively affect hill but hell doesn't know that then he'll convenely make it look like they hood wink him that one time also the Source Wall is heavily modified to grow and expand so that way but only if the other dimensions are drifting away enough that way they'll be enough space just in case kind of like a buffer room just in case b******* happens. And this is the end result and not the beginning That's why he went back in time in the first place that way Alexander Harris would have enough time to train and for you to build up the character relatively realistically sort of ish.

Great chapter as always. I feel comparatively lame as far as expensive hobbies go. I just buy a lot of Gunpla.

I don't know what's funnier, the Harry Potter story or the whoppers you tell about bar hopping. Double, one punch KO'sliberal anti-gun activists

My one point on guns is actually the same point on cars: If you're going to have That, I want to know you can be RESPONSIBLE with it. There are far too many idiots who have no business having either of them, because they're either going to wave it around like it makes them King or they're going to drive while texting and flatten somebody.

Anyway, I'm gonna keep reading now and hope that story about two assholes is ahead of me...

I had no idea that 10mm was that powerful. OK, marking that caliber off the list of potential firearms to buy for home defense.

It's cute Cedric thinks Hufflepuffs aren't the real loonies.

Also, congratulations on the banana clip! That's hysterical.

"[E]veryone say misery!" is such a wonderful line.

"They are my minions!" is such a wonderful line.

Stepping back for a moment, I find it fascinating how different authors write Luna. I think it says a lot about them as people and authors. Your version of Luna is a great deal of fun.

Read from end to end in a little over 2 days. Could not put it down even for work. Incredible delivery of jokes and punchlines. Decent enough plot with enough similarities to canon to be easily followed with enough changes made to be a wonderful addition to FF all over. The OCs were tasteful and well characterized while using established characters lacking canon development to improve and shape the story without making it about anyone but the main characters or becoming too side tracked. Would recommend 8/10. tl;dr not different enough to be universally liked but still totally worth a shot even if you think it might not be for you.

Any one who reads reviews before reading a story, I am begging you, you must read this story. This story has me belly laughing. Not a chuckle, not a smile (although this story does make me do that) but a full on laughter. I'm on my fourth read and it still makes me laugh. This author is a comedic genius and a good story teller.

This is an unrated tint start, but some things are illogical, like Harry taking Luba along to kill the basilisk.

What shit "friends" Harry has - yeah after this I'd kill them along with fumblemore.

Wonderful. Absolutely lovely to read. 10 out of 10 stars

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