Terrible advice you should absolutely do drugs before getting your ads checked - for shame good sir

Another hilarios chapter! Thank you so much ;)

Uncle Jack, that bit with Harry trying to comfort Hagrid was just priceless. Loved it.

Also, you are now the official uncle of all fanfiction. Deal with it.

Been following your stories for years. Honestly, anytime I need a quick laugh I reread Lycanthrope and Competition Can Be Murder. Love your style of writing, loving this story.

Sorry to hear about the cancer, my dad finally passed 6 months ago from it after 6 years. He also was addicted to his pain pills, so I feel that too. Thoughts and prayers and all that rot.

Great chapter. Good lucky with familiy stuff; and have more monster hunting. Giant Squid anyone?

Very good and funny chapter there. Loved the teacher's lounge and Neville's "policy", but especially the kids' reaction and lines to McGonagall. Well done!

I love how Minerva is totally they did it ( when something happened put the blame on potter and his friends the return ( it was the same for the father of Harry).
But i think that Ppoppy has the best idea on how to be with Harry and his friends!

Great chapter, I laughed a lot reading it!

two puppies, huh? Well ok.

fanfiction Uncle still Rules. your writing has given meine Inspiration for my First own fiction . Wish your Family Well. cancer sucks and iam really Glad that Europe medicine has Had far stricter Rules concerning opiates supscribtions.

I'm always happy to hear from Angry Drunk Uncle Cynical. Good chapter.

Thank you uncle jack for the inspiring anti-drug rant! Your after chapter rants are always worth a smile and a chuckle.

You really should have shown Sal's reaction to "We have all of the Acromantula silk." Especially after the insistence on not asking too many questions. I mean...Harry probably knows CRP by now, right?

Well, I've figured out what I like about this story now. I'm that new guy who's apparently rarer than unicorn farts that reviewed chapter 2 or something.

Anyway, I like how this story, instead of taking the usual fanon route of bashing on everyone who isn't currently popular, just kind of takes a step back and has a laugh about how ridiculous Harry's life is, all the while making it a bit more ridiculous to emphasize the point as Harry just kind of rolls with it and stays pretty believably in character. So yeah. Keep doing that.

~feauxen

Blah, blah, first time reader and shit.

This review tells you nothing about your story, and it's a waste of both of our times.