Reviews for Go Away I'm Watching Porn
Sarcasm Sage 626 chapter 23 . 8h
Oh my god. Issei’s predictions about the Ninja Puppy came true! I thought it was his usual nonsense but he turned out to be right in the money… which actually tracks now that I think about it. Also, I am concerned about Asia’s innocence, especially given all the bad habits she’s bound to pick up in the Hyudou household. Poor Issei, what’s left of his sanity may not survive this.
Surprised that there were no flashbacks in this chapter, which I suppose sells the mood. On the upside, we’re starting to get a clearer picture of what exactly happened in that clusterfuck that traumatised poor Issei. From the looks of things Carnelian seems to own a few medical companies (at least unofficially), have the ability to implant intelligent hallucinations on people with her personality, and a scary amount of skill on manipulation and political manoeuvring if her companies being found red handed manufacturing a highly illegal drug is just intended to give her a headache rather than seriously threaten her. Gotta say, you are doing a great job of building up the hype of the threat behind her, especially if heavy hitters like Issei and Riser are scared (or at least wary) of her. The fact that she does all this despite having little power of her own makes her even scarier. On related note, like the extra depth you gave Riser as well. Actually feels like a well rounded and somewhat sympathetic character. The fact that he clearly regrets his part in the past and holds nothing but disdain for Carnelian on the present helps on that regard.
Issei’s reaction was… scarily tame. The kind of tame that makes it clear he’s acting calm because it’s taking all his self control not to explode into a massive rage. Though I am somewhat glad to see him willing to step up and do something, even if that simultaneously makes me worried for how he’s going to cope with all this. Seems he’s preparing for things going pear shaped on him and going scorched Earth. Morbidly curious as to what he has in mind. At least this time around he’ll have a buck of allies staunchly and openly on his corner. Silver linings.
And that wham line about Sirzwechs and Grayfia’s daughter has me very intrigued. From the sounds of it there was at least one successful batch of that drug Issei and Jasmine made.
L0stMarblez chapter 23 . 5/17
Oh my God I just realized that with the talk of bird person being a playboy... and he only got that rep because of Issei and Jasmine. That's fucking hilarious!
outsoar chapter 23 . 5/17
Will the plot finally stop cucking Issei? It's entertaining to a point, but having him away from his harem having his allegedly older sister/ harem member be cucking him without explanation is annoying at best.
King Drake chapter 1 . 5/16
Going to be honest I thought Gasper was going to go on a rampage and destroy Riser. But Issei's reveling some secrets is satisfying to.

Great story.
Guest chapter 23 . 5/16
Please update soon.
Guest chapter 23 . 5/15
I love the way you’ve written Asia, and how she is learning. NINJA PUPPY! NEVER DOUBT THE NAMES ISSEI GIVES PEOPLE. DA LOG! Also, on a side note, I just want to say I’m really happy you’ve put so much time and effort into writing this story. It brings me such joy to read something like this. Take care and stay safe.
L0stMarblez chapter 23 . 5/15
You magnificent bastard, you know way too well how to whet my appetite for your particular brand of 'shits about to go down.' I'm becoming more and more convinced that the reason Ghost was sealed was so he didn't punish the entirety of the three factions for fucking up toward Issei. I still remember how he made a point to warn Azazel and Baraquiel way back and I know you don't put in shit like that for no reason, and I know what happens when the family gives you their fair warning and you ignore it.
thevolunteerman chapter 23 . 5/14
It makes me sad that this story isn’t the priority, it’s my favorite of yours and one of my all time favorites. Good chapter, hope the next one is sooner than this one.
Xerzo LotCN chapter 23 . 5/14
Issei is always right with his names even if the named doesn't know it
But lewding asia cause she lewded herself to be with ise is amazing

Riser is an idiot being lead by his nose with half truth huh

Snowball like seriously the lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch am i right?

So if they had told ise he might have given a better plan to catch riser off guard instead
But cause riser could power through it probably wouldn't have worked

But at least riser is fucked cause ise and kuroka are coming

Hopefully they have all the evidence to ruin her to stop and save ise or her plans go exactly how she wants

I do find it funny poor sona has been opened to a truth of the world

But im curious about the kid is she ise? That why she in danger or is she a sealed waifu aged to a kid or something crazy? What is up
CyrusWolfricFaust81194 chapter 23 . 5/14
Is that a 12 Steps to Omnipotence reference?
KPheonix chapter 23 . 5/14
I should have come to this conclusion months ago. All this roundabout bullshit is happening because they want Issei to intervene and get Rias out of her engagement with Riser. They want *him* to do it so Sirzechs doesn't hav eto sacrifice anything political or destabilize the underworld to get his younger sister out of her marriage.

I also hope it';s because Issei is still the only who can alter God's system right about now so as to fix things (adjust fertility rates and whatever else the system is designed to do). Either way, I'm waiting for that next chapter as Issei drags everyone into the open. I'm tired of them (The angels, the maou, the fallen) hiding in the background and hoping the fallout doesn't hit them. Fixing everybody's mess has go to get annoying after a while.
FadilShameer chapter 23 . 5/13
God this is amazing! Great job and looking forward to that update on ttrt
Mustard rebelion chapter 23 . 5/13
I was just watching the amber johnny trial
And I’m seeing some parallels from johnny’s first court case and and the information you’ve revealed to us from from issei and snows court case. did you make this story as a parallel to the joh-amb, case because I’m not gonna hold you, the timeline somewhat adds up.
Are you that smart? Did you predict everything that happened and
simultaneously write a story about it?!

Or am i just thinking too hard.
V01dSw0rd chapter 23 . 5/13
I wonder if the issue could be cut off at the knees by just telling Riser that Issei trained them.
Dslayer19 chapter 23 . 5/13
I was hoping that Rias will pull a last moment hail mary and survive to win the game somehow. Alas, Issei has to save the day onec more. Honestly, I still can't believe Issei couldn't figure out who was Rias' opponent before they outright told him. I mean, for fucks sake, how many elemental High-class devils are there? And out of all of those, who would stand to gain anything from beating an 18 years old devil with an incomplete peerage? It just seems so unnatural for the genius who put together the entire situation in seconds to not connect the dots earlier. But, oh well.

So Issei helped Sirzechs and Grayfia in having another child. That's a twist. It certainly explains why they were so adamant about helping him and trying to make thongs right. It also means that his wonder drug worked. This has the potential to change the entirety of devil society forever.

Also, it appears Snowball is not an emotionless monster after all. At least, not completely. She certainly looked like she cared for Riser, enough to give him something as precious as the OG drug. Or maybe it's just another ploy of hers, who knows. Also her mysterious pawn is rubbing me the wrong way. If he really turned out to be Issei's dad... Then I don't know what to think anymore.
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