This was hilarious! And sadly true.

This is depressingly true...

Nevertheless great reads. Good for 20 minuts of fun.

Well, that was a nice bit of levity to read. Thanks for sharing and unfortunately I agree with most of it. I had a review a while ago about a reader asking why the Harry in my story wouldn't just trust the goblins with one of his greatest secrets. It was the first meeting, after all! I felt like facepalming and I'm glad someone else gets it as well.

You are occasionally a bit harsh and there are some aspects that I haven't personally come across but, like I said, thanks for sharing. ~dra6on

That was excellent ! I think I will just make people read this fic whenever they will be asking me exactly what is wrong in the Harry Potter verse these days. But you just forgot about the cliche where Ginny ( or her mother ) is brewing some love potions for Harry in order to have access to his vaults, which is absolutely ridiculous ( and that is coming from a person who doesn't like Ginny at all, so it is saying something ).

Overall, it was great and extremely funny, so thanks for everything.

You forgot 'potion rapist' Ginny in the villain section, which is inexcusable.

"Plot holes add character to the story"

I just found my favorite citation

While I'm doubtful of my ability to follow such an awesome outline, it was a very amusing twenty minute read. Thank you for posting it.

I loved this!

This is hilarious and, sadly, so true.

Haha. This entire thing was absolutely hilarious! Great Job.

This was actually kinda funny. Keep up the good work.

I... The sad part is that this is 97% of fanfiction. Not even joking, you look at fanfics by favourites, and within the first 2 pages, this kinda story starts creeping in.

Pulitzer for that.

Ahhahhhhhhhahahhahahaaaaaahahhaahaha... I need a crack fic from you. Please write another crack fic!

10/10, best story, would read.
Oh, and you forgot that the Weasley's are giving him potions to love Ginny and give here babies and money. And Molly is the leader. And Arthur doesn't know it's happening, or the twins. And what about the betrothal contracts with all of wizarding Britain? And that he's like totally best friends with Neville now because reasons! As you said, "Plotholes add character." But hey, great story.