This is amazing I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed this hard and I'm only up to chapter four. Thankyou for writing this unique little treasure.

...You know, something that occurs to me is that the 'held item' glitches in SM64 are just as bizarre. Not quite as useful in a real world situation. Outside of maybe the 'floating Goomba' setups that allow the 'staircases'. Although the glitching the game to think you're holding something, when you're not, and then changing that nothing into something also works. (I think it was derived from the hat in hand glitches?)

This is hilariously entertaining and I love it.

The one and only gamer fic I've ever read that I enjoyed. Thank you so much for sharing.

*clap*
you deserve it
bye

Hahaha! Oh, that was fun!

Good work!

GOOD SHIT

Accelerated Backhopping (the skipping backwards thingie) can also be seen in some Source games! Half life 2 speedrunners use this glitch.

Ruby is me in literally every game I ever played and reality once or twice. Don't believe me? I won't blame you for it the world is weird.

I never knew how much I needed a fic like this...

Though I do enjoy gamer stories, this was hilarious.

That ending.

This was an awesome read. Shame it took me now to do it.

Haha neat.

That ending priceless.

Good old Missingno. I used that cheat for the Master Ball.

Awesome.