lol i love it

So when is he actually gonna get back to a buffyverse? That's what I'm looking forward too.

Paul 2 is a biological slider and Xander just gave him the timer.

On one hand I was excited to see how Xander handles a downerverse, on the other hand, fuck yeah Paul 2!

I do imagine Paul 2 has the displeasure of being in a "the outer limits" version of the SCP verse.

I've actually been watching a lot of Outer Limits on COMET and honestly, I want Xander to save all of them.

But I understand that human constrants mean he probably won't jump into the SHOWTIMEverse
Unless it's to fuck with the SGC

That's like what, 80% when it comes to DBC? Suckers bet.

Funny thing I was reading a jumper fic where the guy's only power was duplication, but it didn't have limiters. I kept mixing him up with this Xander.

He spammed the shit out of starfleet in the SGC universe because starfleet ships are actually inferior to carter ships. Like I think he gave them 200 ships and 8 terok nors.

(They did do that annoying thing where stargate never heard of star trek or wars despite numerous references in the source material.)

I actually felt stupid after reading it, like, Didn't DBC...

as far as adversaries go, Xander just sparked the opposite. He made a friend for life. And in the SCP sphere... that's really saying something.

The soldier in SCP-2 who knows their lore? That's a survivor right there. "Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range" is NOT a joke to them.

Also, the westinghouse M25 (phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range) is lame as fuck. Like an action figure wouldn't want to tote that piece of shit. It's fuckugly.

DogbertCarroll I have just read the funnyest fanfick I have ever read! And I had to tell you about it.
It's called PR wars by rhe author Defitinitely_Not_A_Pseudonym, a worm fanfick on the site AO3.
This is the best way I can think to contact You about this and the rest of you reading this I hope you like having your sides hurt reading the story.

MTF Soldiers: Super serious negotiations with a being whose rules are unknown and can erase them all at any moment if offended.

Xander: Deadpanning a joke for the fun of it.

I should NOT be laughing this hard at Xander and Paul fucking with these assholes. Also, I already love Jim.

If Paul jumped into Debbie Does Dallas, would he necessarily know he had, from events around him, if he was in Seattle, or even in Dallas in 1998 instead of 1978? Many movies universes, you’d never know if you weren’t in the focal point of the action, since most movies don’t have planet-wide action.

TV shows or movies like V or ID4 or the like, the action is global. But if you’re in Seattle during the events of True Lies or Lifeforce or Star Trek IV, you’d just hear on the news about the Florida Keys getting nuked or the city of London getting quarantined, or a Russian spy being caught aboard a nuclear aircraft carrier down in California and the ensuing manhunt.

If you don’t watch the news, you might never know.

Yooo, he got a new type of reality hopping. Nice. That means if he ever goes to a Naruto type world again, he can probably skip to the one that he knows personally. He's landed in two different versions of Konoha at this point, right?

Good chapter, I did not catch on to the fact that him coming into contact with aura and silver eyes means he can now duplicate the blessings, that's very cool.

Yay! Book Wyrm Food! And it's delicious! (_)

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I have a question though: Xander, when using his cell power, is the target imprisoned in that particular world or is that particular prison attached to Xander himself, so that when he leaves, the reptile goes with him?

I’ve been following this story for 8 years?! Holy fuck.

Oh man, that's just...just...Okay I have no words, but I loved it. Thanks for writing and keep up the good work!

To quoth' Faith, that looks like Foreshadowing!
So Xander drops into your 'I Wouldn't Exactly Call That Sitting' Universe and he's within "skipping" "distance" of his Home Universe .. once the hilarious adventures slow down so (where would he land? The Saturday Night Service (their "Holy" day) of the Church of Al in Oxnard? At Oz's branch Church of Al in Sunnydale? On the set of the two movies with Angelica Jolie, Bill Campbell, Xander & Dawn? Through the Gate at SGC in Colorado following one of the SG teams {yeah, SG-1 would be best} with him calling most of the people there by name .. maybe asking Jack if this is a Universe where he talked the President into the Common Sense Rule? Mentions that Thor should be along soon {*FLASH* and there goes Jack} and all that fun, but mostly off stage with lots of healing...
"Skips" to his home universe .. in to Graduation [or just before] so it goes a bit .. *differently*... :O ;)

Yes, I got caught up in a reread of 'I Wouldn't Exactly Call That Sitting'... :p :D

This 'god of tits and beer' may be the best running gag of the series, just a smidge more of 'benevolent, not wise'.
Till it isn't anymore and he really is just the multi-dimensional version of a fledgling god 'of tits and beer' because any dimension that has dimorphism and/or 'stick a into slot b' or any form of fermentation may support his existence.
I bet Janus is laughing his ass off.