| Reviews for Married to the Mob |
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   Neapinea chapter 1 . 9/4 I can’t decide if I believe Edward actually cares, of if he is just an excellent actor.. |
| EdwardsVampTramp chapter 27 . 8/27 "Good, because I'd hate to have to kill you," Carlisle quipped. My face paled and I started crying again. "Fuck, too soon?" I smacked him. Hard. "Way too soon, asshole," I growled. "I am an asshole," Carlisle chuckled. "I'm sorry. That was insensitive." I nodded, getting up and sitting on one of the chairs in the reception area. I F*****G LOVED THAT! ROTFLMFAO! |
| EdwardsVampTramp chapter 25 . 8/27 "cuntalina"... Bwahahaha! I KNEW something was going to happen at the bachelor party! Please don't tell me Em or Anthony is behind this treachery! |
| saintfudge chapter 29 . 7/16 Enjoyed that ride again..thanks for sharing have fun …now onto part 2 |
| EdwardsVampTramp chapter 24 . 7/1 What could go wrong, indeed... |
| EdwardsVampTramp chapter 20 . 6/17 He started it," they both growled, pointing to each other. "Oh, my," I snorted. "Are they always like this?" Love the use of cannon from Twilight! Bella asking Jacob about Billy and Charlie! Reminds us of why we fell in love with the story in the first place! Adore pervy Esme and Carlisle...keeps their sons on their toes! |
| TeamRosemmett chapter 19 . 6/16 I don't understand. You said you didn't like Rosalie in the books so you wrote her in a bad way. But Lauren was way worse than Rosalie in the books. Rosalie was raped and in this you have made her to be as bad as Royce which is seriously messed up. Why you doing this to one of the best couples? Lauren is a grade a bitch in the books. I don't want her with Emmett. |
| TeamRosemmett chapter 7 . 6/16 I'm not liking how you're portraying Rosalie in this. I want her and Emmett to be happy together. |
| EdwardsVampTramp chapter 18 . 6/10 'You're right. You're right, Edward. Ten years behind bars, being on the registry or swimming with the fishes?" "Really, Isabella," I deadpanned. "What? I've been waiting to say that, Mobward," she snickered, hugging me. "I'm just biding my time until I say something about cement shoes." Bwahahaha! I think she watched one too many of "The Sopranos"! :) |
| EdwardsVampTramp chapter 14 . 6/4 PLEASE tell me Jimmy wasn't there! |
| EdwardsVampTramp chapter 13 . 6/1 Nerd meetings! That cracked me up! |
| EdwardsVampTramp chapter 10 . 5/28 Good riddance, bitch! The fact that she stopped sleeping with Em once she was engaged SCREAMS that she was a plant. And Esme and Carlisle talking about their sex life to their kids cracks me up! |
| EdwardsVampTramp chapter 5 . 5/26 'Rose has crossed the line … she may need to be reminded how to behave. 'The Boss' needs to have a discussion with her. Not. Emmett. ~ Mom I responded to her. What happened? I need to know the facts before I go all 'mafia' on her ass ~ E.C.' This exchange had me rolling! The dichotomy of "Mom" and "mafia on her ass" was just too damn funny! The whole chapter was epic from start to finish. Well done! |
| EdwardsVampTramp chapter 4 . 5/25 Great chapter! "If I didn't have to get a new tux, I'd be with them, probably polishing my gun or something." "Is that some euphemism for masturbation?" I quipped." Bwahahaha! That conversation between the ladies on the way to the store was...eewww! As Bella put it! :) |
| EdwardsVampTramp chapter 2 . 5/25 Love Uncle Jimmy! |