"Why won't he eat my food?" I wondered. "It's not like I'll drug him this early on in our relationship. We don't have a safe word, yet." XD lol I couldn't stop laughing for 5 min, everyone just looked at me like I was crazy!

:)

lmao, I love this XD

Yes! Start the harem!

I'm listening to the new Gorillaz album and I've been playing 'She's my Collar' on repeat for the past 24 hours. I recommend listening to it.

Lol the comment of sharks having two.

OooOoo
You included different fandom? Nice! I totally think Gon and Killua should get together. Dont they see how awesome they are for each other?! Sakura is really funny. Cant she use plant and feed people in Wave? Give an almost 100%conversion rate to whatever they need? Was Kakashi kickass during the fight against Zabuza? Is she gonna flirt with Haku too? Are they gonna stay alive?

I saw a few missing words. Also, the shark dicks! Boiii, why hasn't no one exploited the possibilities! Are you kidding me? Please someone give me some smut! And zabuza and mei, yes please oh yes. Sweet vulnerable zabuza is honey for my tea. And can you imagine haku being a caring senpai for choujuro (?) Idk men, few fics let them but they both deserve so much to live

What is an S? I seriously don't know. I'm so happy to see you back! I loved Sakura and I fell hard for Sasori, seriously though, what is an S? I'm only an innocent noodle.

OMFG this is amazing... this is so much better, OMFG this is so nice!

BEFORE MY BODY IS DRY (KILL LA KILL)

"Let the epic BEGAN start"... do you mean BATTLE? Also, Kakashi should be asking "Really?" at the end, not "really."

Song: Karma, by Bump of Chicken

This is just so much fun! I laughed so much while reading my oldest two sons (both late teens) decided to read it as well. Thank you for creating a bonding moment (also the moment where they just looked at me, one turned to the other and said-I didn't know you could really laugh until you cried). :) Sakura's perviness is the best and...I'll be honest-I totally want to add Kakashi to the harem! Do you still plan on making her Naruto's Kaa-san? I really liked that in the previous version. Thank you for this joy! You rock!

I thought this would only be on wattpad until you finished? well I'm glad it's on here, so far I'm loving the rewrite. You've really grown as a writer. I mean the sakura story before was great, but this is fantastic. It may be unrealistic, but its super funny. Does this mean you wont be replacing the old sakura when this is finnished? I would really like it if it stayed up.
what is my bootylicious song? Eh, I don't really listen to much music.
Thanks for the update, I'll make sure to review on every one now that this is on . ;)

Great chapter, can't wait for more.

lol I love this praise whore sakura this is hilarious