Nice story start.

This is a hilarious premise and worthy of adoption. Just one question is it set in third year? IIRC fourth year was when they started dating.

Hmm a short prologue showing Moldy Shorts having a really bad time ending with a scene cut to Harry and Hermione being pulled out of a broom closet by Snape or was it Dumbles. Followed by a huge chapter dealing with Moldy being destroyed by "the power he knows not" over time. Ending with an epilogue of graduate Harry marrying twice, once as Lord Potter and then as Lord Black. Extra happy ending from Moldy having taken all the Death Munchers with him four years earlier.

Sigh... Shame I suck at make out scenes.